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death as neither a kindly figure nor a grim spectre but as a funny little skeleton running around brandishing his scythe and going "i'm gonna getcha! i'm gonna getcha!" in a gremlin voice

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i absolutely love the fact that the short spikey hair and crayon faced Barbie is the one who is like the all knowing wise Barbie because that is the exact vibe you got from girls had those kind of barbies. those girls had their third eye open and knew how i would die and would tell me so behind a playground slide at 4pm on Wednesday while making a leaf and dirt potion in the ground.

Ganondorf: do not look away. You witness a king's revival, and the birth of his new wor- where the fuck is my horse

Ganondorf: what do you mean "it's been registered already"?? Who registered MY HORSE?!

Link: I named him Chungus

i really need more television to exist in the same refrain as derry girls where it's not trying to tell some profound and heavily plotted out overarching story... rather its happy to just live in the brief moments of these character's lives and the comedy and tragedy that is part of their every day existence. i love 'we're not going anywhere in particular but you're damn sure going to enjoy the journey' type storytelling.

“I was a woman possessed. I spent about 80% of my time talking about Regina, and the other 20% of the time, I was praying for someone else to bring her up so I could talk about her more.”

honestly the human brain is so small that you *will* forget how much beauty there is out there to experience unless you leave your house every three days. ik its fucked up but i promise its true

you ever know someone and you think “god i love you. i wish we could’ve known eachother when we were carefree and 11. i wish we could’ve played together as kids”