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Some more pentiment memes

Why did "lmao" stick around but "rofl" die. Any theories on this

but ass can be dirty too

rip to y'all nasty hoes but i'm different

Floor got dirty from all the ass that has been laughed off

Imagine people going, "oh, murder is hell, we should feel sorry for both the murderer and those he is killing and their families, we should allow them all in the same spaces and give them the same awards! Both sides are victims, obviously! Let us not let the murder ruin the murderer's life, he is such an enlightened artist! The murder will kill a lot more people, but it's the fault of the concept of murder, not of the person committing it!"

Because this is exactly what is happening with war, that has a clear aggressor and a clear victim.

Parker S. Jacksonp

I just saw someone say the words "jokingly gaslight" this might be a good time to reintroduce the internet to the terms "lying" or perhaps "pranking" or even just "joking" on it's own

Okay, say it with me guys…

If you are giving someone wrong information in the hopes that they'll believe that it's true, then that's lying.

If you are giving someone wrong information under the assumption that they'll ultimately realise that it's false, and that they will find this funny, then that's joking.

If you are giving someone wrong information in the hopes that they'll believe that it's true and that their response will be funny, then that's a prank.

If you are giving someone wrong information in the hopes that they will notice the differences between your presentation of reality and their perception of it, and come to doubt their ability to judge what is and is not real, then that's gaslighting.

now dont leave this in the tags

If you are giving someone wrong information and you assume they will know it is wrong, in hopes that they will play along, then that’s a bit.

Morrowind is a game about hunting down and killing your 4 crazy magic exes whilst doing cocaine and creating spells like super brain haemorrhage in a country who's main export is lung cancer

My Homophobic dog masterpost

alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals

Another alternate title: the bailey school kids need to mind their own damn business

the covers with women are equally gay

so basically having these obnoxious kids pry into your personal life is mlm/wlw solidarity

So am i the only one thinkinf the ghoul looks cute asf or

Seriously…every cover is like this

you either die a bailey school kid or you live long enough to see yourself become the gay cryptid.

Also in case anyone wants to know the best part of the books, it’s that whatever creature they are on the cover is 100% revealed to be a truth by the end.

In other news is the camp counselor single? asking for a me

What the fuck those things are real I thought it was just a cartoon

I thought the same thing when I moved to Arizona

Little velociraptor

Lads

ok but roadrunners are so cool, I can seldom think of a bird more velociraptor-like

more people need to know they’re real because look at this, this is some real walking with dinosaurs shit

they have powerful legs allowing them to run up to 20mph and leap to impressive heights with ease

they are extremely swift and fearless, quick enough to take down a sizable rattlesnake and other large prey animals like lizards and mice

they have several unique adaptations to thermoregulate, such as the dark patch of feathers on their back which acts as a solar panel to absorb heat, or its crest that either releases or absorbs heat by exposing its skin

they have these long, stiff tailfeathers that they use as a counterbalance when running, very reminiscent of the rod-like tail of a dromaeosaur

and they are capable of bursts of flight/gliding with incredibly beautiful plumage

I’m genuinely shocked how many people think they’re made up, they are real and they are AWESOME

I love you Mr. Meepmeep

Ok, roadrunners are real apparently, but coyotes are definitely made up, right???

what's that comment? "you wouldn't use a rapier in the same situation you'd use a folding chair"

Reminded me of when i read somewhere that the bible translation tend to be overly verbose and elevated, when in reality the original text has characters that are supposed to be rough around the edges and in some specific places reads like "me hunt fish all day, me hungry" or something

quick thing

they should create a woman

And give her a cool funny box of many diseases and all kinds of terrors

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

I am in love with you /p

What about the one with the princess locked in a tower learning to become a wizard? That’s lived in my mind for years and I haven’t seen it in a long time

Oh, love that story, adding it to the list: 20. Princess Talia and adding a few more contenders 21. Thyme 22. The Monster under the Bed 23. A Meaningful Death 24. Humans are unstoppable…until they aren’t 25. The Monster under the Fridge 26. Antler Guy 27. Cleric slamming healing spells

Adding a few more I remembered:  28. The Frog and the Scorpion 29. HSTHETE 30. The First Witch in the World 31. Imagine that Oceans were replaced by Forests  32. A Faerie taking a Name  33. The Dragon on the Farm  34. Synovus & Menace  35. Raising the Anti-Christ  36. Aliens vs. Flora & Fauna of Earth (pretty sure there are even more additions to the original post but I had this one saved)  37. Doctors without Borders…in Space!  38. The Villain-Wrangler  39. The Last Contact  40. The 100 Parent-Point Children  41. And the Heavens Wept  42. The Night Gentleman  43. The Serpent God and their Priestess 

44. No One Showed Up for the Last Storytime

45. A Guide for Young Ladies Entering the Service of the Faries

You can’t get this one on Tumblr anymore, but it started here and I think about it every damn day

dark green is a nice color. underrated

ladies and gentlemen, Phtalo Green

This is literally my favorite color. 😩 Smaragd green is another dark shade of green that I’m absolutely obsessed with.

Dark green: I am magical and enigmatic. I come from the deep of the ancient forest. I am the colour of dreams.

Bright green: tee-hee~ *gives you arsenic poisoning*

Jesus Marcano

Damn he's hot

Happy Friday.

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