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@flodgelspoff

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This thread is incredibly important to read.

It is also extremely difficult to read. I don't know if I need to point this out, but the document itself is obviously full of bigotry so please take care of yourself if you choose to read it. Antisemitic phrases like "cultural marxism" and "global elites" appear before the document even really gets rolling, and are mixed in with transphobia, racism, and more.

If you want a taste of how this document starts in the first main section about "The Family", here is a taste:

"This starts with deleting the terms sexual orientation and gender identity (“SOGI”), diversity, equity, and inclusion (“DEI”), gender, gender equality, gender equity, gender awareness, gender-sensitive, abortion, reproductive health, reproductive rights, and any other term used to deprive Americans of their First Amendment rights out of every federal rule, agency regulation, contract, grant, regulation, and piece of legislation that exists."

It is all bad. ALL of this document is bad, and dangerous, and threatens the lives and the safety of everyone living in this country.

This project is HORRIFYING

I have posted so much about this but I need every single person here to understand this is sentencing us all to death. Abandoning your own people won’t save you, the only thing that will save any of us is picking yourself up, lifting others off the ground, and fighting back

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zayshah

I'm Diné (Navajo) and in high school I was put in some kind of group for native kids. It was run by a white woman who told us that if we were ever in class and feeling overwhelmed, we had permission to just up and leave class to go wander around outside and reconnect with nature. We all took advantage of this regularly

the implication she thought you were like, forest fairies that had to periodically connect with nature to regain your strength is the most racist but also kinda funny thing I ever heard

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rk9

Why would you leave this absolute gem in the tags

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evilwizard

i pray for the serenity to accept the things i can’t change, the courage to change the things i can, and the wisdom to unlock the time crystal. actually scratch those first two things i just want the time crystal

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greelin

Vampire Capable of Blushing But Only After Feeding is so radioactive as a concept. to me

and brother i live to touch the elephant’s foot

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calder

one of my favorite animal biology facts i pretend to understand is that kangaroos are getting fucked up bc of sexual selection bc the males are getting so fucking shredded some of them cant move their arms

like are these all real what the fuck

I was like trying to figure out, like are all kangaroos like this or just the dudes. I have not found the answer to that because of a poorly worded google search, but I did find this

Also, the urinary tract isn’t connected to any of it and they have no kneecaps. Marsupials are weird.

i wanted someone to tell me these are fake so fuckig bad but its 5k notes in and you keep just presenting me with kangaroo truths i wasnt suppost to jnow

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I think ive said it before but you really gotta feel bad for oedipus that wanting to fuck your mother got named after him. He really did not want to do that . It is central to oedipus rex how badly he didnt want to do that. Dick move by freud

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sunnyvicky

Image ID:

A twitter thread, first post is a nonbinary flag made up of twerking Among Us crewmate gifs, it's captioned "Stand 4 the flag or get out".

@pipebomb1984 replies "is that 1575 twerking among us crewmates", @riotqrrr replies "Did you fucking count them", @CottagecoreGF replies "He probably just multiplied the x axis by the y axis", @pipebomb1984 replies "Fuckssakes I should've done that"

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the game cube

Not if I have anything to say about it!

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throathole

“Lol” hasn’t meant “laughing out loud” in like 15 years… it’s just a word now and more importantly it’s the perfect way to end a sentence lol

So true… I have never gained anything useful from tone indicators except for learning that some sentences suddenly end in a handjob

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mudwerks

WTF are those obelisks on the right?…

Tasty obelisk fries..

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memewhore

“It’s digestible” has got to be the laziest goal I’ve ever seen achieved by a food product.

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gingerhaze

“It’s digestible”

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rhea314

“It’s digestible” is pertinent!! Okay, for those of you who haven’t researched Crisco for writing fic about gay sex in the mid-late 60s:

The first-edition of The Joy of Gay Sex, published in 1977, declared, “Vegetable shortening may be the best lubricant, since it is not only greasy but also digestible”[4] Such a statement perhaps gives new meaning to the companies boastful declarations that “Its digestible” and “Crisco has been making life in the kitchen more delicious for years.”  Similarly, in the 1978 sex manual The Advocate Guide to Gay Health, Crisco even earned an entry in the book’s index.  Discussions of the shortening’s use as an anal lubricant indicate its popularity, with statements such as: “The lubricant, typically the cultic Crisco, must be copious.”[5]  In fact, Crisco was so synonomus with gay sex that discos and bars around the world took on the name, such as Crisco Disco in New York City, which was one of the premiere clubs during the 1970s and early 1980s.  Other clubs or bathhouses, such as Club Z in Seattle, even featured murals with Crisco.  Thus, Crisco was conversely also one of many things that led to the formation of gay identities during the 20th century.

The more you know! :D

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nianeyna

I have learned a new thing today.

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soupwife

Love this post for so many reasons but most especially because this is from all the way back in 2012 and and yet not a single blog in this thread is deactivated

I enjoy that not only does this have a link to an actual source, but the link still fucking works.

but @rhea314 you didnt include a picture of the crisco disco! AND MY GOD THE DJ BOOTH WAS A GIANT CRISCO CAN!

Go dance and get fisted. Fucking iconic.

Love the gay history, but i just wanna correct that the “it’s digestible” in the gay stuff was a reference to crisco’s tagline it had been using since 1911, the actual meaning of its digestible is because it’s main competition came from “enhanced” lards which were rendered pig fat mixed with non food thickeners that literally did not digest and caused people to basically just shit out pig cream, since crisco was veggie based the body digested it along with the food

And in case you were still wondering, @mudwerks.. Tuna Croquettes

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elf7knight

This post is the opposite of net zero information. Not only did I learn several new facts about gay history but also we rounded our way back to the original question of the tag line and the mini obelisks.

It’s a net profit of information. 12/10 post