logging back onto tumblr for the first time in 5 years for the destiel shitposts 👀
no more teacup pets we keep breeding cats to be larger and more robust until we have monster cats
itsmrleorio-deactivated20210107
So cringy when people are like "cats aren't affectionate i know this first hand!1!" Maybe your cat would follow you around as well if your vibes weren't so rancid
*over the loudspeaker at ikea* FIRST BLOOD
i think if i, in the flesh, heard that in an ikea some primal part of me would break out and smash a norrnäs over the closest person’s head
me, drinking juice at 1pm: breakfast
me, eating a bag of chips at 4pm: lunch
me, eating a flour tortilla with nothing on it at 10pm: dinner
sapphicaspiewitch
me, cooking a three course meal at 2am: bedtime snack
In 300 years someone’s gonna make a Hamilton-esque musical with Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders and teenagers on the internet are gonna stan Donald Trump like “uwu my trash son Donald being a drama queen as usual” and I’m gonna have to do it. I’m gonna have to come back from the dead and destroy the planet.
Anonymous asked:
ok but you're so talented omg
i haven’t checked my tumblr in forever so this has probably been sitting in my inbox for a yeaR iM SORRY but thank you!!! This made my day.
Repentance will be my salvation…
Sam Winchester Graphic Challenge | galaxystiel vs. sunkissedsam ↳ Prompt: Repentant
the-ever-present-julie replied to your post “help i start work tomorrow and it’s suddenly dawning on me that i’m...”
i hope your first day goes very well and that you like the job!
Thank you! I really appreciate it <33
help i start work tomorrow and it’s suddenly dawning on me that i’m going to be spending a year downtown at serious corpoRATE tech company™ and i am actually terrifIED i don’t know how to adult
16/Jan - cleaned and changed up my desk a bit and am studying virtue ethics for the day 🌿
University: I have made a graduate.
Student Counsellor: You've ruined a perfectly good young adult, is what you've done. Look at it. It's got anxiety.