me in a shop: think like rice where would you be if you were a rice be the rice think like,

Twerms

(twerking worms)

The next time I’m asked to tell about an influencing experience, I’m gonna say it was the time my cousin sang “hit the whoa jack” and thought it was canon

You’re not a true mom-friend until your friends accidentally call you mom

No, sorry I can’t come i have my follower to entertain

Me, singing sadly to my cat:

There are plenty more disturbing and scary sea-creatures in the sea, get over your man

My only moral compass is spell-check