See this, this is what I like about TikTok. Little moments like this

My friend reminded me of one of my favorite images on the internet ever

i say this to myself like, once a day. out loud. its just part of me now.

i know i'm trans and i'm literally on hrt and i have actual tits and i wear dresses and makeup all the time by choice bc ofc. but does anyone wanna forcefem me anyway? it just sounds fun, i feel like i'm missing out

lol can u imagine if a cis girl asked to be forcefemmed. that sounds rly fun actually

oh that's just a makeover. they do do that. i'm sure it's not weird to think makeovers are hot if you're gay and the person doing it to you is hot and also gay

Girls will be girls.

This radiates such chaotic energies.

This is Asobi Asobase. And this is literally the entire anime, just girls releasing chaotic energy and while sometimes showing off the best goddamn slap stick I’ve ever seen.

The 1KM line absolutely killed me

the biggest problem with writing fantasy in english is that there's really no alternate universe phrasing that carries the exact tone and context to the reader as "jesus fucking christ"

the u.s. senate unanimously passing a resolution condemning every pro-palestine student demonstration as "anti-semitism" and "pro-hamas" while turning a blind eye to israel cutting gaza off from the world so they can wipe out an entire population is one of the most disgusting things i've ever seen in my life btw. palestinians being slaughtered in the thousands while mccarthyism is being blatantly reinstated.

my timeline is full of tweets like this. i’m going to throw up

Attacks are worse than ever and no one has any way to document it or cry for help.

the red crescent cannot reach their teams and is deeply worried about their safety

I made a comic about Furby babies and emotional neglect. As you do. (Click through for more legible resolution!)

The Way of the Househusband (Gokushufudou) - Volume 10 bonus comic

(and further proof why it's one of my favourite manga of all time)

WHHHAT

being madly in love with someone platonically is so ridiculous. hey man i think about you all the time. i wish you were here right now. talking to you makes me indescribably happy. i miss you. honestly what the hell

Currently struggling with this please send help

This always fucks me up to think about

@nika-spacejunk

Im now picturing touch sensitive autistics just feeling a fabric and thinking. "Omg this feels like horrendous city planning i CANNOT wear this!"

How about now?

MY REVIEW OF GIRLS

Graphics: Very pretty! Great to look at!

Sound: They make such nice noises!

Gameplay: Very addictive and rewarding! Immersive!

Can you pet the dog: You can put a leash on em and pet em for hours!

Final score: 10/10

Can you pet the dog:

You can put a leash on em

and pet em for hours!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

I need to hear a Bobby Caldwellization of Stone Temple Pilots' Plush immediately now

Me

i hate that troll has become a generic word for hater on the web. back in my day the only people worthy of the title were the guys managing to convince an entire forum thread that he really thought Samus Aran was a man called “Super Metroid”

everywhere i go everyone compliments me on the particle cannons i attached to my body. they say things like "those look effective against armored targets, and also very precise" and then i blush cutely and obliterate a scrap car

gay?

Yes my liege. Trans also.

very well. let them in.