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❣️lourdes 25❣️
i dont wanna say that im god but i'll take you to heaven if you die

i havent slept in a week and i need go to bed sooo bad but now. He is MIA and sent this weird text that was all jumbled like he wss drunk. but he does not drink or do anything that wiuld make him type like that. and he was supposed to drop something off to my roommate and then pick me up but never came and now his phone is off. i literally cannot deal with this shit i will die i will go crazy why does this happen to me. why.

why did he just spell my dogs name as "Cashu" 😭

Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”

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laying an egg hard and loud

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will the person who tagged this “stephen colbert” please approach the bench.

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why