i know its been a while but i wanted to remember this iconic moment

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

There is no way this is a porno

This is the best porno there has ever been.

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

The sound of a pig tip-tapping 💕

(via)

WHO HAS THIS KIND OF TIME IM GONNA SCREAM YALL

ok sometimes facebook mom humor is actually kind of funny

*is only cute in certain angles and lighting*

five stages of grief

denial

anger

bargaining

depression

acceptance

I may need some help keeping up ...........  applications considered

I made some state tourism ads and left them outside a local travel agency.

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I was mad there was no Chicago poster so

The Wisconsin one is so true that I can’t even be offended. 

…umm top attractions are nice and all, but what about some attractions for the bottoms out there??

Why do I get the feeling that if I ate this burger, I would shit it out as an entirely different primary color? #thoughts

My parents made watermelon pops and it’s honestly the cutest thing to me

my parents made 25 years of marriage go down the drain