i know its been a while but i wanted to remember this iconic moment
This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed
There is no way this is a porno
This is the best porno there has ever been.
The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person
WHO HAS THIS KIND OF TIME IM GONNA SCREAM YALL
ok sometimes facebook mom humor is actually kind of funny
*is only cute in certain angles and lighting*
five stages of grief
denial
anger
bargaining
depression
acceptance
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I may need some help keeping up ........... applications considered
I was mad there was no Chicago poster so
The Wisconsin one is so true that I can’t even be offended.
…umm top attractions are nice and all, but what about some attractions for the bottoms out there??
Why do I get the feeling that if I ate this burger, I would shit it out as an entirely different primary color? #thoughts
My parents made watermelon pops and it’s honestly the cutest thing to me
my parents made 25 years of marriage go down the drain



