Say what you like about capitalism but. There is no dystopia when I have my silly little blo- [vaporises into tiny bits under the burning heat of the sun]
This post is definitely an American thing but neither?? Every high school in my area is called something like *name* high school or *name* academy and. We just call them *name*?
watching a video abt a shitty colleen hoover book and theyre reading sections out loud and its just. painfully bad. and why is the text all centered
ok apparently only some scenes have centered text but still. anyway heres an example And the whole book IS like this so far yes. context is that this guy hasnt had sex in six (6) years which is, of course, the most deeply saddening thing that a person could possibly experience . slash sarcasm
Head in my hands . shut up about the favorite words shut up about the favorite words
Also one last post for the night, if this is you please rebog, I for one was born in the wrong generation, should have been a rare fish...
two (2) people asked how i did the matchbook thing so take this
this is just a simple idea but if you spend some more time you can get real krazy with it:
making fake prints is so fun please do it immediately free resources under cut xoxo
the platonic solids? pfft. wake me up when mathematicians discover romantic solids
shoutout to all the autistic little girls (including those who arent girls anymore) who DIDNT make their barbies commit horrific war crimes because we were more focused on organizing them and making dioramas with them instead of creating plotlines and characters
Mostly unrelated to this but it's so odd how when I would play with my siblings we would have (relatively) well balanced games whereas. when I would play alone I would either go autism diorama mode or devolve into High Drama and Violence
symptomns of the BRAIN FUNGUS:
-feeling really shit real bad so shity
-confusions ?
-the fungus :)
-headach
goog searcg how to cope with the BRAIN FUNGUS
-how to totally DESTROY people with the fungus
-how to deal with toxic brain fungus boss
-i think my mom has the BRAIN GFUNUGUS help? reddit dot com
-inside the twisted tormented minds of the brasin fung
-how to cut brains fungus hsvers from your life and live lovely beautiful whimsy life
-why we shousl hunt the fungus havers for sport
wish you guys would hate norway for the intense medical transphobia the way you hated swedes for not feeding people. we couldnt get a legal gender marker change without forced sterilisation until 2016. theres 1 board in 1 hospital in the whole country that's allowed to give HRT and they go by 1950s gender roles (i.e. if you're a trans man who wears nail polish, or a trans woman who wears pants, or you're gay, you're denied), and there's a minimum of a full year of psychological evaluations before any treatment is given (they ask helpful and relevant questions like "did you play with cars or dolls as a child" and "do you think about your parents when you masturbate"). anyway burn down rikshospitalet
[ID: tumblr tags that read #i hope im not deflecting when i say this happens in other countries as well #i'm german and it's basically the same here. forced chemical sterilization was required to change your gender marker until 2011 #and if self-id doesn't pass we will continue to have to put up with insane amounts of medical gatekeeping #it's disgusting and dehumanizing and i need more people to talk about this #it's a widespread issue that countries that have a rep for being progressive don't get criticized enough. end ID]
you're absolutely not deflecting, this is super important. so many european countries claim equality and good healthcare while also actively killing trans populations with medical neglect and gatekeeping.
we are being murdered by our governments. they are refusing us life saving medical care. we NEED more people to talk about this
Currently, I sleep with a 15 lb blanket. It no longer feels particularly heavy. If I continue to pile more weighted blankets on top of it, I can get strong as fuck in my sleep. Eventually I’ll look like Goku just from sleeping
This is my autism workout plan
musterni-illustrates
the kicker is he was being asked if his work was coming from the approach of man vs. nature aka “THE ENVIRONMENT STRIKES BACK” but no. his literal words were along the lines of “sharks are not very scary if you are never in the water so i had to make them scarier, and now they have legs.”
Junji Ito has the best fucking take on horror, which is ‘wouldn’t that be weird’ and then he draws it into the most terrifying thing possible.
terftalia
One of his strangest stories is about a cursed type of honey that, when ingested, is guaranteed to be the best thing you’ve ever tasted. But, if you consume it, you have a 25% of being flattened like a pancake by a giant tree demon. Characters eat it, get addicted, and that addiction forces them to risk it over and over again until they eventually get turned into a gory puddle by this ghost tree thing.
It’s a weird story, but the funny part is that Ito wrote it because he thought it would suck to be a mosquito.
if i was the dead wife in a male protagonist’s tragic backstory my dead wife hazy memory montage would be me laughing while scrolling my own tumblr blog
mine would be finger my pussy..sorry haha
No literally one day I was just like damn. I don't know why im doing this. And then I just. stopped