I wanna do Drunk History but it’s me explaining the plot of Animorphs to all of my exes and their new partners and also it’s an escape room.

“So Tobias was one of the founding members of the Animorphs but in the very first book he becomes trapped in the form of a red-tailed hawk but much later in the series he is-” “Please… please give us the key.  Let us out.” “No.  Later in the series he is allowed to morph again because of the Ellimist.  Oh, right, so the Ellimist is kind of like God but from outer space and”

HAPPY EVERYONE ON THIS SHOW IS STAYING FUCKING HYDRATED JESUS CHRIST

DRACARYS!

Jaime saying “Nothing else matters” to Cersei as he dies is the biggest slap in the face to George R.R. Martin, Brienne of Tarth, and also me.

Arya Stark, running through the streets of King’s Landing: A GIRL DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS

you deserved to live out in happiness but you completed your lifelong quest so rest peacefully, sandor. you did the stark girls proud.

Ok but

Death rides on a pale horse

THE SYMBOLISM ARYA

@frenchmistakehands Is white not pale???

Ok but

Death rides on a pale horse

THE SYMBOLISM ARYA

Arya: Sandor, thank you

Us:

Thank god a horse survived the only good thing to come out of this episode

The Hound gives Arya her life. Arya gives Sandor his humanity. What a gentle scene from two who are anything but.

WTF DID I JUST WATCH

8 years, 7 seven seasons of buildup and promise for this shit? For an unsatisfying Mad Queen Daenaryse, an unsatiafying end to Jaime’s character development, and me basically wishing all the characters except maybe Sansa, Tyrion, Arya, Gendry, and Davos would die at this point. I’m so tired of this crap. 8 years of promise and character development and story down the drain. The only good moment in this show were moments with Tyrion and the raw emotion he feels watching those close to him or those he empathizes with suffer, and that one awesome scene where we finally got Cleganbowl. This entire season of Game of Thrones is basically how I felt about the last episode of How I Met Your Mother: complete buffoonery and shit.

Wow can’t believe Game Of Thrones only had 3 episodes in its final season

“And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and her name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with her.”

basically 8x05

The biggest deaths this season have been everyone’s character arcs and the whole plot

Arya to Daenerys right now, probably.

The saddest death in all of Game of Thrones was Jaime Lannister’s Character Development

Petition to reshoot the last two seasons after George R.R. Martin is done writing the books.