Fleet Admiral Obvious

City girls buy vibrators. Stone age girls make yabba-dabba do.

Y’all stepping on this for $1.5 billion??

They ain’t say I had to kill it so ima just lightly tap bro head with the bottom of my shoe and slide my boy a stack for they troubles.

P!nk called it in 2009 but y’all was asleep

This

Say it louder for the people in the back

Spread this like wildfire

Boost!

Delete this!

WHO DID THIS?!?

Tag yourself

I relate to this on a spiritual level

Why doesn’t this have more notes?

This is the best thing on tumblr!

I can never not reblog this!

It’s back on my dash!

Reblogging for that last comment

It got better

@somerandomfuck Did you see this?

This is so me

ZKCQCLKZKXXXPKCDZNQMBBZMHW!

I love tumblr!

I hate this fucking website

There are two types of people…

I don’t know who you are, but I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

Well, that escalated quickly

Everything happens so quickly

I don’t care if this fits your blog aesthetic…Reblog this now!

Why isn’t anyone talking about this?

tumblr in a nutshell everyone!

Are you Satan?

Did you just…?

I’m so here for this

I AM SCREAMING!!!

Don’t you dare scroll past this!!!

If I don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

Reblog this in 20 seconds or they will be dead

Well, that escalated quickly

I am crying!!!

This is gold!

I am weak!!!

This is me af

Did you just try to one up me bitch?!?

Things are heating up on the “this is me” side of tumblr

I can’t breathe!!!

If I had to see this so do you

lmao

I feel personally attacked

I can fit this entire post in my thrussy

This is why aliens won’t talk to us

I can’t even!!!

This is why we can’t have nice things

I hate y'all so much!!! 😩😩😩😂😂😂😭😭😭

Yahoo spent $1.1 billion for this

Good morning to everyone except the person who made this post

smol cinnamon birb

I am shook!!!

This post makes me moist

Turn your location on

Things are heating up on the moist side of tumblr

What the fuck did you just fucking say? If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

I’m here for a good time not a long time

Someone please explain this post to me

sorry explanation machine broke

This! 👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿

Did you just try to one up me bitch?!?

Wow…Just Wow

@like2bxcludedfromthisnarrative this is so you!

I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be part of.

*sips tea*

YAAASSSSSSSSSS!

Oh worm?

Is this fucking post gonna go on forever?

For $8000 a month I will stop

For $30 per person I will heal the distress this post has caused you

Seriously, who do I have to fuck to get rid of this fucking post?

Right in front of my salad?!?

What the fuck did you just fucking say? If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

Did you just…?

Things are heating up on the “Did you just…?” side of tumblr

I came out to have good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

Choke me

Choke machine broke

This post cleared my skin, watered my crops, made my grades go up, paid my bills, maxed out my bank account and cured my depression. My ass is round, I have 20/20 vision, my friends and family are all happy, the sun is shining and my personality is blessed™.

Reblog this in 20 seconds to be #blessed

Reblog this in 10 seconds to max out your bank account

Did you just try to one up me bitch?!?

Sometimes…things that are expensive…are worse

Mess with the Freckle, you get the heckle

Will you please stop with these stupid fucking comments?!? Don’t make me have to throw these hands!

What in tarnation?!?

Bitch, I'ma give you a fuckin’ collard green, cornbread, country ass whoopin’ hoe! Then what, huh?

Country girls make do

u know she ded

Still here bitches!

Turn your location on

No

I just want to talk

I’m sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now

Why not?

Oh, ‘cause she’s dead!

Did you just cut me off bitch?!?

n did u just try 2 one up me bitch?!?

Things are heating up on the bitch side of tumblr

This

Say it louder for the people in the back

Spread this like wildfire

Boost!

Delete this!

WHO DID THIS?!?

Tag yourself

I relate to this on a spiritual level

Why doesn’t this have more notes?

This is the best thing on tumblr!

I can never not reblog this!

It’s back on my dash!

Reblogging for that last comment

It got better

@somerandomfuck Did you see this?

This is so me

ZKCQCLKZKXXXPKCDZNQMBBZMHW!

I love tumblr!

I hate this fucking website

There are two types of people…

I don’t know who you are, but I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

Well, that escalated quickly

Everything happens so quickly

I don’t care if this fits your blog aesthetic…Reblog this now!

Why isn’t anyone talking about this?

tumblr in a nutshell everyone!

Are you Satan?

Did you just…?

I’m so here for this

I AM SCREAMING!!!

Don’t you dare scroll past this!!!

If I don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

Reblog this in 20 seconds or they will be dead

Well, that escalated quickly

I am crying!!!

This is gold!

I am weak!!!

This is me af

Did you just try to one up me bitch?!?

Things are heating up on the “this is me” side of tumblr

I can’t breathe!!!

If I had to see this so do you

lmao

I feel personally attacked

I can fit this entire post in my thrussy

This is why aliens won’t talk to us

I can’t even!!!

This is why we can’t have nice things

I hate y'all so much!!! 😩😩😩😂😂😂😭😭😭

Yahoo spent $1.1 billion for this

Good morning to everyone except the person who made this post

smol cinnamon birb

I am shook!!!

This post makes me moist

Turn your location on

Things are heating up on the moist side of tumblr

What the fuck did you just fucking say? If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

I’m here for a good time not a long time

Someone please explain this post to me

sorry explanation machine broke

This! 👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿

Did you just try to one up me bitch?!?

Wow…Just Wow

@like2bxcludedfromthisnarrative this is so you!

I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be part of.

*sips tea*

YAAASSSSSSSSSS!

Oh worm?

Is this fucking post gonna go on forever?

For $8000 a month I will stop

For $30 per person I will heal the distress this post has caused you

Seriously, who do I have to fuck to get rid of this fucking post?

Right in front of my salad?!?

What the fuck did you just fucking say? If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

Did you just…?

Things are heating up on the “Did you just…?” side of tumblr

This

Say it louder for the people in the back

Spread this like wildfire

Boost!

Delete this!

WHO DID THIS?!?

Tag yourself

I relate to this on a spiritual level

Why doesn’t this have more notes?

This is the best thing on tumblr!

I can never not reblog this!

It’s back on my dash!

Reblogging for that last comment

It got better

@somerandomfuck Did you see this?

This is so me

ZKCQCLKZKXXXPKCDZNQMBBZMHW!

I love tumblr!

I hate this fucking website

There are two types of people…

I don’t know who you are, but I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

Well, that escalated quickly

Everything happens so quickly

I don’t care if this fits your blog aesthetic…Reblog this now!

Why isn’t anyone talking about this?

tumblr in a nutshell everyone!

Are you Satan?

Did you just…?

I’m so here for this

I AM SCREAMING!!!

Don’t you dare scroll past this!!!

If I don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

Reblog this in 20 seconds or they will be dead

Well, that escalated quickly

I am crying!!!

This is gold!

I am weak!!!

This is me af

Did you just try to one up me bitch?!?

Things are heating up on the “this is me” side of tumblr

I can’t breathe!!!

If I had to see this so do you

lmao

I feel personally attacked

I can fit this entire post in my thrussy

This is why aliens won’t talk to us

I can’t even!!!

This is why we can’t have nice things

I hate y'all so much!!! 😩😩😩😂😂😂😭😭😭

Yahoo spent $1.1 billion for this

Good morning to everyone except the person who made this post

smol cinnamon birb

I am shook!!!

This post makes me moist

Turn your location on

Things are heating up on the moist side of tumblr

What the fuck did you just fucking say? If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

I’m here for a good time not a long time

This

Say it louder for the people in the back

Spread this like wildfire

Boost!

Delete this!

WHO DID THIS?!?

Tag yourself

I relate to this on a spiritual level

Why doesn’t this have more notes?

This is the best thing on tumblr!

I can never not reblog this!

It’s back on my dash!

Reblogging for that last comment

It got better

@somerandomfuck Did you see this?

This is so me

ZKCQCLKZKXXXPKCDZNQMBBZMHW!

I love tumblr!

I hate this fucking website

There are two types of people…

I don’t know who you are, but I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

Well, that escalated quickly

Everything happens so quickly

I don’t care if this fits your blog aesthetic…Reblog this now!

Why isn’t anyone talking about this?

tumblr in a nutshell everyone!

Are you Satan?

Did you just…?

I’m so here for this

I AM SCREAMING!!!

Don’t you dare scroll past this!!!

If I don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

Reblog this in 20 seconds or they will be dead

Well, that escalated quickly

I am crying!!!

This is gold!

I am weak!!!

This is me af

Did you just try to one up me bitch?!?

Things are heating up on the “this is me” side of tumblr

I can’t breathe!!!

If I had to see this so do you