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Literally where would be as a society without the soup store video

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ive never met anyone under 25 who hasnt seen it.

It's literally an impossibly good video. The fucking performance and sheer ANGER and building frustration from both party's, the absurdity, the slow ramping ridiculousness, the way the diologue flows off itself at a breakneck speed, the phrase "I'm at soup" the pure fucking rage off both parties, the sheer almost unbelievable idiocy from the guy who's 'at soup,' the way it ends so ubruptly without losing any momentum. Its insane. I've watched it 150 times in like 2 years its never not funny.

here’s the video since op didn’t link it

Fun fact: this was written, edited, and voice acted by one guy.

Fun fact #2: this whole sketch was apparently based on an overheard conversation where someone was trying to buy chicken at The Gap.

Fun fact #3: there is actually a clothing store called Soup.

Celebrities publicly spoke against paying for blue checks on Twitter.

Elon gave them blue checks for free without asking or notifying them.

Elon admitted to giving them free blue checks on Twitter by claiming he was “personally” paying for them.

These celebrities who publicly said they didn’t support the blue check scam can now sue him for forcing them to publicly endorse his product against their will.

Which he’s publicly admitted to doing on his own platform.

[video ID: a series of women using their long hair to open beer bottles by wrapping a lock around the neck and pulling up, while the intro to “I’m Shipping Up To Boston” by the Dropkick Murphys plays. The music cuts as it shows four bald, bearded, white guys sitting at a wooden picnic table, looking sadly at their sealed beer bottles. End ID.]

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microwave mimic that just eats the food instead of cooking it

tags written by microwave mimic. "oh just reach in the moment the food is 1 second from ready. yeah your whole arm."