@thestuffedalligator I made you a soundpost hope you like it!

me and my friend jessie are physically incapable of having a normal fucking conversation so things happen where we accidently end up rping a dude bro trying to hit on me, an ordinary woman who is not a snake

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don’t be fooled he actually loves his 1000 year old eldritch being daughter a lot

Idk why he's like this but I love him

I wouldn't be any other way! :D

Too the people in the notes asking for song recommendations:

Turkic (not mongolian, I misremembered) psytrance: Grandfather's Song by Tyurgen Kam

Mongolian Techno (Electro-Throatsinging): Xanadu by Ummet Ozcan

Country (Western) Drum'n'bass: Better than Gold by Justin Hawkes

And some other recommendations I'd give for anybody interested:

Swedish Folktronica: Gamen by Garmarna

Maori Trash Metal: Raupatu by Alien Weaponry

And finally Estonian Folk Metal: Vaid Vaprust by Metsatöll

found the artist's name in the notes and went looking because this slaps (it's called A Place Where I'll Dance) and its not even their best song. check this shit out:

CANNOT get over how funny this is

murderbot’s internal monologue: it was a bad idea

ART: that’s a bad idea

murderbot: wtf no it isn’t

rules for hanging out with me

The dionysian mysteries

what farming items in mmorpgs has taught me: i used to think using ice trays to make ice cubes was free but after thinking about it i have to pay the electric bill to power the freezer so every moment that i’m not freezing new trays of ice cubes is a moment that i’m underutilizing the freezer and increasing the cost of ice cubes. i have to constantly swap out ice trays for new ice cubes on an hourly rotation on a 24 hour basis or else i won’t produce the maximum amount of ice cubes possible and will underutilize the full potential of my electric bill. i need to stop using all other appliances and utilities in my home to make more ice cubes

Framerate synced with a bird’s wings

Of all the struggles humanity has shared across the many ages, I think the most endearing is the struggle to draw a horse. For instance, medieval manuscripts highlight the pertinent questions of "what is a horse" and "which way do horse parts go?"

Maybe not that way.

Plus interpretations drawn by a guy who has seen maybe one animal in his life. Potentially a soulfully distressed dog.

"teeth?? these mfers have teeth?"

And, of course, my all time favorite,

Round.

Bonus: But also? What else is there but this.

peace and love on planet horse.

Bonus 2: unclear on the concept of riding a horse

i want to fill you guys in on some lore for disney’s toontown online 

Marvels of Things Created and Miraculous Aspects of Things Existing, 17th century 

#I CAN HEAR THE MUSIC#AND READ IT IN HIS VOICE#IT'S BEEN FUCKING YEARS

Siege equipment is automatically deployed for you

Bocchi the Rock! fangame that opens with Kikuri Hiroi waking up alone and apocalyptically hung over in a trashed hotel suite with no memory of the preceding 72 hours. There are at least three separate ways to game over without ever leaving the starting room, one of which involves trying to retrieve your bra from the ceiling fan, flubbing the skill check, and dying instantly.

Considering everyone in the nimona graphic novel is drawn with little dot eyes, it's really funny to me that in the movie ballister looks like a lake baikal seal

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#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)