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yis? yos

@flavorlessalpacas

literally just fandom trash of every fandom ive ever cried over
🐉Harley🐉
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they/them
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i dont claim to be an expert on love but i think theres something to like… ok so my girlfriend got undertale on the switch a while back, right? and she’s definitely not a bad videogamer but it takes practice yknow, esp when youre doing a neutral route and actually fight stuff. so when she got to the hardest bosses i took the controller and beat them for her. not because she couldn’t, but because i love her. and that’s what my brother did when i was a kid playing sonic adventure 2 or whatever, not because i was dumb but because he was good at it and he loved me. and when i want my girlfriend to read something (a post, an essay, a novel) but she’s too tired to actually read so it i read it to her and i do silly voices and she laughs and we have more fun that way. when you hand a water bottle to your friend and they open it without you even having to ask. when you spent a million years fixing the flat tire on your bike and then your dad just takes the tools and does it for you. its not a judgement, it’s just a service. you could do it yourself, but why should you have to when you are loved?

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nyaruhodou

rats we're rats we're the rats we prey at night we stalk at night we're the rats i'm the giant rat that makes all of the rules let's see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into

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gentil-minou

Also important reminder: these characters are FOURTEEN. They're still learning and growing please stop attacking them like dear lord give them a break

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I will admit i am not immune to pretty girls

Or their fire spells

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In response to some messages I've received (of which I will not discuss any details):

I'm an adult. I interact with Avatar material like an adult. That means my blog will sometimes include sex, swearing, violence, politics and other adult topics. You are 200% free to not follow or even block me if that is something you are not comfortable with.

To any minors following me: if ANYTHING I do makes you even slightly uncomfortable, do not hesitate to block me. I will not change my online life for you, but I will also never be upset with you ok? It doesn't matter if strangers on the internet are upset with you and I hope that you'll realize that soon, but I promise I won't be anyway.

To parents: do not ask me to play parent to your kids. It's not my responsibility to filter what your children interact with online, it's yours. Teach your kids how to be safe. If you must be a helicopter parent (I mean I would really advise you not to but if you insist) then make sure they don't have access to anything you don't approve of instead of expecting the rest of the world to filter themselves for you.

This has been a PSA. Thank you.

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if my bones are gonna crack like glow sticks every time i move i think i deserve bioluminescence. both to complete the aesthetic and as a consolation prize

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Shoutout to, like, 14 year old me who thought he was bi cause he felt 0 attraction to men and 0 attraction to women and 0=0 which is equal attraction THEREFORE I was surely equally attracted to both men and women and, thus, bisexual, thank you for coming to my tedtalk

Fun Fact! Back in the Olden Days, the bisexual community welcomed asexuals for this exact reason!

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read it could save you

I don’t know if this post has been made yet but I just want to warn everybody that if someone stops you in a parking lot and asks you if you’re interested in some perfume and hands you a paper to smell, PLEASE DON’T SMELL IT.

i repeat, DON’T SMELL IT.

Apparently the sample papers are being laced with a drug to knock you out. Please signal boost this. It can save someone’s life!

IMPORTANT

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pr4isinqwifi

please repost to save people idc if “its not my blog type” jUST DO IT

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Polyamory is safe for work. Polyamory is safe for kids. Polyamory is safe for day time tv. Polyamory isn’t more sexual than any other relationship and it can be just as romantic, sweet, and healthy.