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how am i supposed to gain followers if im ugly

Nimbus met our dog for the first time. This is her being intimidating

“Uh oh, better make myself look big!”

I don’t know what we did to deserve Mr. Rogers but I’m so glad we had him. 

me: humanity is awful i can’t believe this there is no goodness or love

me: life is ok actually and i have a reason to live

I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story

I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life

do you know how cute i would be if i had more money 

Dogs who beat cancer and are happy to spread the news

#when someone forces me to do something I don’t want to do

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 

Saturday, March 24, 1984. Shermer High School, Shermer, Illinois, 60062. Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did was wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal. Correct? That’s the way we saw each other at 7:00 this morning. We were brainwashed. 

The Breakfast Club (1985) dir. John Hughes