"She is terrible. Stone with stone eyes."

Me in the ER waiting room complaining about my tummyache when a 6’2” beefcake firefighter come in covered in soot and immediately starts making out with a 6’2” blonde himbo

"I get mean when I'm nervous like a bad dog"

kid!muqing

GIRLS WHEN THE FIRST DEATH IS IN THE HEART

disco elysium is kafkas metamorphosis for the modern age. no one is scared of becoming a bug anymore. the true nightmare? waking up one day and finding out your a cop

Yuri warrior harry du Bois

2024 gonna be my year fr

One massive, legitimate way to improve as a writer or artist or in any creative endeavor really, is to become absolutely obsessed with something and to allow yourself to be weird about it. Genuinely mean this btw.

silly moment

How did you get so cool Kim??

+shitposts

unfortunately its true you'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling

I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*

it’s giving

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to miss the application window

you have to make it homoerotic and weird

I always assume the train will be so boring and I bring seven things to do but then I’m entranced by the wonderful window the entire time