Transparent Amaura
Free to use!!!

me: *in the closet but very vocal about lgbtq+ issues*
cis/het: why do you care so much? are you like gay or something??
me:
Everything happens so much
THE ONE. HITS THE CHAIR.OMFG
When mom says dinner is ready
Sweet angel no
Can we all just appreciate the fact that this cutie just fell down the stairs but still immediately got up so excited like he just had a great time falling down the stairs? Like I want to handle bad things as well as this puppy does
So, I MEANT to say “oh crap, I left my phone in my car,” but what I ALMOST said was “oh no, I left my cone in my phar,” and damn, wouldn’t that have been embarrassing, but I caught myself, and what I ACTUALLY said was
“Ah, my fart cone.”
So anyway
This was a thrill from start to finish
i am a forehead kiss hoe…. give me all the forehead kisses in the world. come on. i’m ready.
zayn should collab with one direction imagine how fire that track would be
Protip: Don’t let your girlfriend ad-lib when introducing her to your rich parents
who's your least fave char? and why
Impossible, there is no least favorite!!