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my name is toad, i like to scream into the void. variety blog i guess. he/they/she. TOAD THE TALKING TOAD TALISMAN. not in jail anymore, but i am still in limbo. legally obligated to reblog every frog post i see
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GEORGE DID IT, HE JUST SAID “he had more to lose than I had” AND ESSENTIALLY IMPLIED MAX SHOULD HAVE PULLED BACK IF HE DIDNT WANNA GET HIT

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i am a messy bitch who lives for drama and them squabbling is so FUNNY TO ME

for all of you who don't understand why Croatia is GENIUS:

  • "mama kupila traktora" ("mom bought a tractor") is a reference to lukashenka's gift to putin for his anniversary - a tractor
  • "trajna-nina, armageddon-nona" - nonsensical, nursery-rhyme-like fragment with the word "armageddon" in it (because for SOME PEOPLE, armageddon (= nuclear threats) is just like a child-play)
  • "mama ljubila morona" ("mom kissed a moron") - "mama" is actually Mother Russia. I don't think I need to explain who's the moron.
  • "mama, ja se idem igrat', mama, idem u rat ("mom, I'm going to play, mom, I'm going to war") - self-explanatory
  • "onaj mali psihopat, mali, podli psihopat" ("that little psychopath, that little, vile psychopath") - if you know who's the moron, it's also self-explanatory
  • their costume - mixing military-style uniforms with make-up and skirts - actually makes fun of russia's anti-lgbt+ policies :)

anyway vote for Croatia y'all

I don’t particularly need Finland to win, and no matter who wins the love Käärijä has already gotten makes me so happy for him. He has already become an eurovision legend, and there isn’t really anything more that I need for this eurovision experience.

HOWEVER

If Sweden wins I will pick up a hammer, drive to the Swedish embassy myself, and nail all their furniture to the ceiling, that’s how pissed I will be.

The ukrainian singer tina karol will perform in the final.

The last time she set foot on eurovision stage, finland won.

In the same year, a returning winner was representing sweden and was number one in the odds and predicted to win.

There is no way around it folks, käärijä sweep is coming, like to charge reblog to cast