Hello, I'm Trash

when it’s november 1st

Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life

[me to me] shut up i’m thinking

this is just trying to focus with adhd wkdjskdjskd

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

for context:

“Beep Beep Bitch, You’re Gay!”

Updated the lesbian flag and added nonbinary, pan, ace, and aro for all your tacky LBGTQ+ barcode needs.

Hope yall  like my abomination

That last one is fucking moving istg

at last. the gaydar

BIG BIRD IS TALKING ABOUT HUS COUSINS ON TWITTER THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Garibaldo....

sexting on discord and changing my status to the last thing i said every time i say something to simulate for others the experience of hearing your roommate fucking in the other room

dont know about this one babe

My favorite thing about being an archer in Skyrim is when the slow motion kill cam follows the arrow and you get to sit back and watch as it just absolutely misses the target.  

5 Signs of a Dark Empath

I almost married one.

Dark empaths, the complete opposite of me. Now that’s scary.

Explains my toxic childhood best fren

I’m curious… what happens when an empath and a dark empath meet?

What happens if you’re both?

This is wild.

Finally some new Bayonetta 3 footage

are these supposed to be fucking sexy among us characters

Is there any other kind?

I fucking hate you all

I love her

Her Mind 😫❤

The Huntington Herald, Huntington, Indiana, August 15, 1903

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Oh my God its true

Will u join the challenge?

is there a reason for this? like is this part of a strike or something im not aware of? 

i cannot believe im this fucking stupid 

Ralph, pick a number between 1 and 10

four of course because it’s my lucky number

Good cause that’s your IQ

happy anniversary to the post that ruined my life

@sablestine

The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy? 

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

The Moon landing was faked

Major words in Mario games have never used a G

please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible

What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers

@pesky-plumbers what about the F from Mario Golf?

y in mario party

this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing

your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu

there was a g in this one too tho

Give us the meme update we deserve

are you people happy now

an asparagus looks on in horror as their four adopted children encourage his tomato husband to commit mass suicide

putting beefcake danvers on your dash due to personal reasons

Did I make a PowerPoint on why Supercorp should be canon? Yes..yes I did, and I came with receipts ☕️