sci fi is when women in tank tops are covered in grease and sweat and are shouting at people and racing against time to save lives

girls loved my accursed chalice. they actually think it’s so much cooler than a ps5

bitches are literally tossing coins into the accursed chalice and you’re out here playing call of fucking doodie

sorry for liking all your posts it's because i like them

coopy and snoopy...

rb to pat your mutuals head like a good puppy

Tips for redditers joining Tumblr:

you have to put on a skirt

"Regina, nooo! I was going to eat that..."

There's just something about PS1 horror games, a certain aesthetic that I've come to appreciate over the years. Or it's just nostalgia.

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mom said its my turn with the auxolotl jaxolotl

This pizza was made over here in Brazil and I’m happy to inform everyone that the method they used to get the toppings over the whole dough evenly is just slightly less funny than what the last poster in the thread suggested:

They hovered a guy over it using a crane and maneuvered him around by pushing him with a pole.

david lynch look like he's about to put a bomb collar on me as part of a mastermind plot to rob the sierra madre casino

if we were on the playground and i asked to play wolves together would you

we can do it rn. i walk slowly towards you. i am unsure (we are from separate wolf packs) what do you do

i stare at you and assess you with my TBH creature eyes before walking closer to you and doing this

and if you want. this could be us

i see that you are not a threat.and we are friends now :)

^ us rn

e. honda got me thinking about how you gave me up when i was tryna get my love across

Good news! Not only have we discovered that tardigrades thwart destruction by turning themselves into glass, but we potentially have a future in which we can use their proteins to freeze-dry medications and vaccines to transport to disadvantaged communities!!

spoilers: they turn into glass. no jokes, folks.

Putting a spoiler on this article after I just said that part in my own post is levels of disrespect hitherto unseen. I think ur my dad now

JUST IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: THESE CUNTS TURN INTO GLASS

my partner and i are in deep shit. at minimum we need to pay for housing, ideally we need to pay our other bills, buy food, etc. our credit cards are maxed out. these past couple of months have been so hard on our mental health. im starting a second job soon but still have to wait two weeks until payday. ive been petsitting but its still not enough. please please help

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6/1 update: i was able to take a loan from my 401k to cover the majority of what was left so housing is covered, but still got pushed into the negative. my bank will return the payment tomorrow if not resolved so please help me out today if you can!!!

6/1 update 2: im out of the negative thanks to a couple of wonderful mutuals/followers/friends 💜 im going to continue circulating for bill help but at least housing is safe for now