Not a want. A need

this is what i mean when i say return to monke

OOOOOOHHHH

no no, I know what you're thinking but it's actually amazingly great, keep watching.

Oh wow did not see that coming

The kind of public service announcements humans SHOULD be watching.

morning shift

any of these could fix me. rb for sample size or write in the tags what u chose or whichever

Easy peasy

you’re doomed, there’s nothing I can do 

babe are you okay? you reblogged I’m Gonna Kiss You Stupid again

Did ya miss me? I wrote a little something for time travel day. Thanks @gallavichthings for hosting! warning: a version of Mickey has died in this universe, but because of time travel he is also very much alive in the story. if that is not for you then see ya next time :) Whole fic under the cut for this reason.

ur personality is defined by ur favorite line in hallelujah

tag your favorite line of hallelujah

“tag your favorite line of hallelujah” scans to Hallelujah.

…

you tried to read the words as prose but noticed how its scansion goes and now you can’t unhear the tune, so screw ya recall the phrase you love the most then once again reblog this post and tag your fav’rite line of hallelujah

okay that’s it I hate you all. like… fuckign done. i’ve hit the wall.

…I’m calling the Tumblr Cops to come subdue you

I hate the fact this fucking fits. I’m just about to call it quits. Now everything just sounds like hallelujah.

You pick a phrase, you pick a rhyme, repeat the sound another time, Five iambs, then an extra beat will do ya. Another rhyme, a rising note - congratulations, you just wrote Another goddamn verse to Hallelujah.

*I am Good Only At Tarot

So I am a tiny bit broke okay so a lot broke but I have one marketable skill and it's tarot readings!

Prices:

Basic Readings (AKA 3 Card readings) $25

Advanced Readings (4 or more cards) $35

Live readings (done over Zoom) $50

Additional readings per session (i.e, multiple three card readings, a five card and a three card, etc.) The highest original price plus $10

Email alliebu10@gmail.com or DM me here @flamingbluepanda for more information and next steps!

All readings done with a clear heart, a calm mind, and good intentions

Thank you in advance for your interest!!!!

[Video description: Brennan Lee Mulligan, outside on the concrete, speaking into a microphone, surrounded by people and picket signs. Caption: Brennan Lee Mulligan DMing on the universal picket line.

"-if I told you this was not the first time I've played D&D on curb next to a parking lot!

Long you have journeyed through the mythic realms, through forests deep, caverns old, to arrive at the Valley of the Sun! (people laugh) LOL, big LOL. |It is in the dead of night, dawn has not yet come, and from an ancient sarcophagus lines with runes, you see rising from the mist, the vampiric form of John Strahd! (people laugh) CEO of Ravenloft Studios. (people boo)

He arises, (gasps), and you see behind him the vast collected treasures, artifacts, and magical items, all taken from the fine hands of your fellow wizards, bards, artificers. A massive horn like that of an ancient dragon!

He stands, "Ahh, adventurers brave. Defeating you will be a cruel, but necessary evil!" (everyone boos)

/end]

watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was like

COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD

THX

Posts you can hear

Posts you can feel in your soul 😭😭

What a pain in the ass. You got a hacksaw?

"what happened to taliesin jaffe?"

A professor gave us an extra credit option: take a picture of yourself outside, doing something that you would not usually do. We were told not to take it too seriously. Here is my entry:

I maintain that sticking my head in the mailbox is not something I do on a regular basis.

Love that some of you are reblogging this. You looked at a picture of a guy with his head in a mailbox and went "yeah"

Can't wait to see if everyone did something like this or if they had a normal reaction. I will keep you posted.

[ID: a photo of a pale person wearing a black t-shirt and jeans with his head in a mailbox /END ID]

Hello to everyone asking for an update!

The professor has said that he will put all submitted pictures into a powerpoint to be shown in class tomorrow (Tuesday, March 9th). I am very much looking forward to seeing the reaction from him and from the rest of the class. I promise to keep you informed.

Update: the professor saved my picture for last. I was told that I had "truly embodied the spirit of the assignment" and that I had gone "above and beyond."

Also, to everyone who is worrying about whether or not I got my head out, I was gifted with a very small head, and while I got out just fine I would NOT recommend this if you have a large head or even a normal sized head.

Hey you guys should make this into a meme.

Hows this?

Perfect

2017-2018 Subaru Forester

Piggyback or Cradle?