Horizon: Forbidden West #002
Source: Tumblr user arguablysomaya
Varl: This is a map of all the possible places Aloy could have run off to this time. Picture of a global map Vanasha: That's a globe. Varl: Yeah, we have no fucking clue where she is.
THIS IS SO FUNNYVJBBVHNBF?????
It took me a while to find with all the porn that pops up, but here’s the rest of it:
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE SECOND PART!!!
To people who use "þ" as an aesthetic "p"
þink again.
getting thorny in the linguistics fandom
þorny*
That also goes for using ß as an aesthetic B.
On my old server, there was a character named ßillyßadass.
This never failed to make me laugh, because that letter is not pronounced like B. It is a sharp S.
That guy named himself SsillySsadass.
Also to people who you Σ as an aesthetic E
that’s an S too, Σo maybe check next time
oh boy
Д as an aesthetic A? Дon’t be a дumbass.
И as an aesthetic N? don’t be sillи.
П as another aesthetic N? stoп it.
У as an aesthetic Y? ty bad.
Ш or Щ as an aesthetic W? nope. it’s “sh” and “shch”!
Я as an aesthetic R? surprise! it’s “ya”.
ah yes, that classic horror film SNYEYAPOVUL DIAYAIES
This is pronounced Stargoat.
Reblogging for Stargoat.
STARGOAT
I saw in Japan a bag of marshmallows named SCANDINAVIAN MÅRSHMÅLLOW and I still have not recovered from that. It reads as SCANDINAVIAN MORSHMOLLOW
A Forbidden West update to my old 'Aloy smooches for every NPC' featuring the new Gaia gang members, Seyka and two personal faves I HAD to include 😌
of course i also had to draw aloy for pride month now that its official 🌈
chores and errands suck and are stupid. but a quest? oh, now a quest I can get into.
hark! the lady fair doth go with child and requesteth compression sleeves and peanut butter cups! onward to the 24/7 Walgreens I go!
You can’t really blame him for any of these. It is human nature to want to pet things that look soft and adorable, and all of these look ideal for petting and snuggling.




