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Whoadie Boi

@flamethrower1232

Gemma . she/her . 17 . *winks and does finger guns* πŸ˜‰πŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ‘‰πŸ»

Reblog if you think trans women:

A. Are women

B. Can be lesbians

C. Deserve love and respect

This should have more than 19,000 notes, y’all

D. Are valid and beautiful even if they don’t β€œpass”

E: Deserve to be called by she/her pronouns

F: need knives

me: is spacing out

someone: wonder what they’re thinking abt

my brain: our house, in the middle of our house, our house. in the middle of our house, our house. in the middle of our house, our house. in the middle of our house, our house. in the middle of our house, our house. in the middle of our house, our house. in the m

sweet fuck vampires are pale b/c they’re anemic

Did you only just realize this? They also suck blood because they cant get vitamin d from sun exposure.

take a multivitamin you melodramatic victorian appropriating eternal dumbasses

This is my favorite description of a vampire ever

straight culture isΒ β€œbreakup prank” being a thing

on their anniversary.

and he still posted it????

Um…excuse me, but why is this labeled asΒ β€œStraight Culture”? Are you saying this is something only straight people would do, because as a straight person, we aren’t all that stupid. I’m not saying that straight people are better than any other kind of person, I’m just asking that you don’t label us under something so offensive. I mean, how would you feel if I said that (in the right circumstances) this wasΒ β€œgay culture” orΒ β€œtrans culture” orΒ β€œbi culture”. Doesn’t seem fair does it? Again, I’m not saying all gay/trans/bi people are stupid enough to do this, but neither are straight people. Thank you.

shut up straightie

Oh, fuck you. I tried being as respectful as possible, but yet again you guys just read only what you want! I was just saying straight people aren’t bad people, we are just as good and bad as anybody who is LGBTQ+. You guys want to stop being generalized? Well then stop generalizing us!

straight people are bad

Can you tell me why?

being straight is unnatural

PFGHEYHADFBEHLNCD

WHAT!?

THAT IS LITERALLY THE STUPIDEST THING IVE EVER HEARD! XD

being straight is a sin

You are joking right? Please tell me this is a joke. Surely nobody could be that stupid.

no i’m serious

I’m starting to question how you have the IQ necessary to use a keyboard if you truly think you are correct here.

it says right on the first page of the bible that god hates cishets

I’m going to argue against this in two parts.

  1. I’m VERY sure that the bible says that god hates gays. (which I don’t agree with)
  2. SINCE FUCKING WHEN WAS THE BIBLE A RELIABLE SOURCE!?

β€œGOD created Adam and Eve and realized cishets were a mistake.” is the opening line of the bible

It is very clearly not. I’m pretty sure thatΒ β€œcishets” was not a term used back when the bible was written.

that’s fake, actually

Ok, I’m done. Say waht you want, but you are wrong and everyone knows it. You can stop trying now. It would be a waste of your energy, not that I care anyway.

they went and googled the opening fucking line lahlahlusdfghajlfghjl;adhgat

Today in dumb news, a straight person looses their shit for being treated like an LGBTQ person

How to charge your chakras⚑️

Other than meditation, reiki, and crystal healing, there actually some lesser-known extremely effective ways to charge your chakras!!
  • Electric Eels - these beautiful creatures can charge your root chakra if you put them in the right place (wink wink)
  • Consume a blast from a deathray - because you are an enlightened being, the death ray cannot kill you but does the opposite - which is opening and blasting all your chakras with pure creation energy. You are now god.
  • Swim through the event horizon of a black hole - if you do this while meditating with an obsidian egg it supercharges your crown chakra. It also gives you permanent access to the Akashic records and a degree in marketing.
  • Get hit by a solar flare - charges your heart chakra. Obviously πŸ™„.
  • Go back in time and give birth to yourself - you become a paradox. You don’t need to charge your chakras as you exist in a point outside of time and feed directly from the entropy of the universe.

This is mesmerizing to watch.

actually physically painful to watch because you know months were spent masking all those frames for each of the kajillions of transitions in this

Holy………..shmokes…….

Oh?? My god??

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I’ll try my best to describe this. It’s a video with a mash-up of a bunch of different Disney movies, set to a song that’s a mash-up of a bunch of other songs. That in and of itself wouldn’t make it praiseworthy, but this is DONE SO WELL that just, holy cow.

HOLY SHIT

not to keep sounding like a Killmonger apologist but like… if T’Challa hadn’t killed him?? this would be such a great time to have a conveniently murderous cousin in the palace basement.Β β€œlook alive and suit up, asshole. you’ve got anger issues and we’ve got approximately 7000 aliens in the backyard. get to work.” [Okoye yeets Killmonger out a window into the middle of the fight]

ajznxjsks i know i reblogged this before except t'challa didn’t want to kill him??? he really didn’t?? Erik chose to die bc he would rather have death over captivity??? t'challa didn’t kill voluntarily him, man

you’re right and that’s on me, I was in such a hurry to type β€œOkoye yeets Killmonger” that I let myself forget history

Imagine if Hela was around too, since Thanos wouldve gobe to Asgard for the Tesseract

They only had to wait for a bit more guys

Thanos [arriving on Asgard]: hey where’s the fuckin-

[Hela, all-powerful from her extended time on Asgard, slam dunks Thanos and stabs him with approx. 86000 swords and melts down the infinity gauntlet to put sick gold tips on her horn crown]

Hela: sick

Better version than I reblogged previously

but then Hela would have infinity stones, which would be way worse for everyone

except for us an audience, because she’s a thousand times more fun to watch than the purple turd man

Okay but now I’m just imagining killmonger being yeeted onto the battlefield and killing Thanos and taking the infinity gauntlet for himself, only to be stabbed (again) by Hela as SHE then takes it from killmonger, and then Loki sneaks up like β€œhey sis” and grabs and is about to use it himself only for Thor to be all like β€œbrother……” wherein Red Skull appears out of nowhere, snatches it from Loki, and runs off only to be clotheslined by an Ultron who absolutely nobody saw coming and so on and so forth.

it’s finally scooped up by Jeff Goldblum, who somehow wandered onto the battlefield without anyone noticing. he won’t say anything but β€œβ€¦ you know ;)” when asked what he plans to do with it.

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someone needs to set this post to the tune of β€œUltimate Battle of Ultimate Destiny”

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see!

And only half will survive, I wonder who they will be?

we’reくコ:彑 entering squidΒ territory

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I know I’m following the right people when I see this kinda stuff on my dash

now C:≑ approaching octopus territory

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