@flameanhoe

๐ŸŽถ everyday it's a-getting closer, i'll take a bath with a fucking toaster ๐ŸŽถ
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sootnuki

i love people with favorite characters who barely have any content. i hope you feast well on your three comically tiny bread crumbs tonight

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sapphling

you're too logged on man your consumption of internet porn has severed your psychospiritual connection with the beauty of the natural land. i spent 10 months in sensory deprivation exclusively cranking it to the gentle soundscape of a babbling brook and now when i hear the tap on a soda machine go off i bust so hard the gas station clerk has to call the police

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Anonymous asked:

Bro why did you censor the snake's cloaca on the snake anatomy post??? It's a snake?

I didn't censor anything, what -

oh. Oh, no. That's meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.

Yeah, that's meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen

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We CANNOT have snudity (snake nudity) on this webbed site

Gotta respect their snivacy (snake privacy)

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ktae

also somwtimes when you dont understand a piece of art it's not bc ur dumb it's bc you havent had the very particular emotional experience that it's trying to invoke in you and you just cant relate. which is also why sometimes you will hear a mountain goats song and say Meh and then you go through some shit and you listen to it again and lose your fucking mind at how real and raw it is. art is how we communicate with each other about experiences that cannot be adequately represented straightforwardly with language. sometimes you have to abstract your representation of the experience in order to truly communicate how big and insane it felt

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"kill then with kindness" wrong! REVERSE BEAR TRAP โš™๏ธโš™๏ธโš™๏ธโš™๏ธโš™๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฉ๐Ÿ”ฉ๐Ÿ”ฉ๐Ÿ”ฉ๐Ÿ”ฉโš™๏ธโš™๏ธโš™๏ธโš™๏ธโš™๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฉ๐Ÿ”ฉ๐Ÿ”ฉ๐Ÿ”ฉ๐Ÿ”ฉ๐Ÿ”ฉ๐Ÿ”ฉ๐Ÿ”ฉโš™๏ธโš™๏ธโš™๏ธโš™๏ธโš™๏ธโš™๏ธโš™๏ธ

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soracities

the hierarchy of compliments goes like this:

  1. drunk girls in the bathroom complimenting your outfit
  2. little kids complimenting literally anything about u
  3. little old ladies at the checkout till
  4. librarians on your reading choices
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why don't straights understand that the sweet considerateness and tenderness of a first kiss starting with "can I kiss you?" far outweighs the 'passion' of someone just doing it without asking

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soracities

think it's a deep consolation to know that spiders dream, that monkeys tease predators, that dolphins have accents, that lions can be scared silly by a lone mongoose, that otters hold hands, and ants bury their dead. that there isn't their life and our life. nor your life and my life. that it's just one teetering and endless thread and all of us, all of us, are entangled w it as deep as entanglement goes. v neat i think.

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vorpalfae

"๐’๐’๐’๐’๐’ ๐‘ฐ'๐’Ž ๐’Œ๐’Š๐’๐’๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ ๐’ƒ๐’๐’š๐’”"