Gotta do it

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

“Some guy a few houses down barricaded himself in his house with an assault rifle. Fortunately, they got him (or he gave himself up) without any shots fired or anyone getting hurt.” - SgtScheisskopf

(@calliopechild )

me and the gang playing dnd

me trying to sound intelligent when asked about math

Let me guess, this is a hentai.

This is yu gi oh

hello! my name is rae and i am in need of some help!

my cat raisin is having an emergency dental done this Thursday (5/25/23) that is going to be between $1700 and $2500. this is going to deplete our savings. my wife and i only have one income, so i would really appreciate some help!

if you would like a little bust commission, please email me at gentlemossarts@gmail.com with refs and as much description as possible

i am willing to draw:

thank you so much. raisin appreciates it too

Faces carved into the walls of the Paris Catacombs

Frenchmen be like “this pitch black cave full of skeletons is not scary enough, I must make it worse”

Cat color chart!

OPEN IN A NEW TAB TO ZOOM IN

This doesn’t contain eeeeevery single possible color mutation but it should cover the most common/interesting ones! 

I’m not saying everything on this chart is 100% anatomically/genetically correct, but I tried to simplify it as much as I could! 

Feel free to use this for your own designs!

HELL YEAH, my commissions are open again! money is tight on my side and a little help would be nice, if you don't want to buy please reblog this! (only accepting PayPal, Venmo's not accessible here)

the full prices are below, u can take any questions w/ me here or in discord (CheerBuu#5506) also check out my carrd for more info on the comms.

SUPER COMBO (icon + headshot + fullbody) for only 15 USD!!!

ruh roh

you ever have just like, a really bad idea

anyways if you like bad things here’s a postcard

I was trying to figure out why this post starting spiking recently and then I found out you animals had this queued for Mother’s Day

hey OP quick question why the fuck would you do this

My cat cannot be more than 5% of my body size and yet he demands 60 to 70% of my blankets.

Very important addition from a Discord friend

Come get your healthy dose of Kelloggs asthma cigarettes

Oh, worm?

please look at this tweet that ive thought about every day since i saw it

[ id: a tweet from user K40rin, which reads: “was reading a comment thread about how Yellowfang saw Fireheart as her son thus Squirrelflight & Leafpool are essentially her granddaughters. Yellow’s deceased kits are Hopekit & Wishkit. Squirrel & Leaf’s novellas are called Squirrelflight’s Hope & Leafpool’s Wish. I am crying now. /end id ]

William Orpen NUDE GIRL READING

Dimensions:  36.61 X 29.92 in (93 X 76 cm) Medium:  oil on canvas

Finally, art that represents when you are doing something and feel the urge to hold one (1) boob and also are procrastinating getting dressed

official boob post

(source)

This is what happens to characters when you write an AU fanfic

Off goes Riker, to the coffee shop.

the what.

Rainbow Dash!

The Peregrine x Cheetah griffin dash is complete!!

This is my fave mlp design now I LOVE ITTTTT

Rainbow being a combo of two of the fastest animals is just sooo good <333

Also in the universe/ au?? these designs take place in, most sapient creatures have cutie marks! Also I like the idea that all hooved creatures and a good majority of mythical creatures are sapient!

headcanons for this Rainbow! v

The Griffin Dash is complete !!!

Please appreciate them I spent sooo much time on this design LOL

Instead of making up shitty racist headcanons about Miles shoplifting join me in headcanoning him picking up ballet because he thought Gwen being a ballerina was super neat and it would help him in his spiderman job

Spider strength he can’t control + Lifts = Hilarity

Miles, muttering to himself: do not yeet the ballerina. do NOT yeet the ballerina

Jumps. JUMPS.

Miles frantically googling “How high can normal people jump??? How high can ballerinas jump?????? I don’t think I’m supposed to be able to jump straight up to the ceiling and also I keep getting stuck up there please help”

Once Mile’s spider sense pinged lightly about a balcony set and he told the crew master he had a bad feeling about it. The balcony collapsed later. No one was hurt, but now Miles has to go over sets and pronounce them clear of ‘bad feelings’

He’s not even good enough to be in shows yet, but nothing goes out without his seal of approval

honestly I have known so many stage managers and props department people who are Exactly This Superstitious. (And hell, in this case they’re not even wrong he literally has magic danger powers)

I’ve also known a few dancers, and without exception the reaction to finding out this boy can effortlessly hold them in a single arm lift or YEET them dozens of feet in the air (And catch them after!) would be PURE GLEE.

“Okay, Glynda, look, we all know he’s Spiderman. Kid’s terrible at hiding it. But imagine this. None of us tell him we know and none of us tell him how high ballerinas can really throw their partners. And each class we just keep on pretending like we’re impressed with how fast he’s improving but, y'know, he’s still got further to go.”

“Uhuh, yeah, I see that look in your eyes Glynda. You know exactly where I’m going with this. How high do you think Spiderman can throw you?”

“Okay, Glynda, stop giggling, the giggling is creepy. Dessie, please make her stop giggling.”

This is wonderful

One day, in the middle of ballet class, there was a robbery going on a block away, so of course Miles’ gotta rush over there to help out. He grabs his mask, but doesn’t have time to put on his whole suit because he said he was going to the bathroom and it’s be weird if he was gone for so long.

Cue Spider-Man kicking ass in pink ballet shoes and leggings.

This actually increased his popularity severely, and lots of people suddenly gained the interest in ballet; boys too, because if someone as cool as Spider-Man does it, everyone can do it.

When he’s back the instructors don’t comment on the rip in his shirt, the dirt on his shoes, or the smear of paint on his leggings. They make sure to treat the class afterwards. After all, it’s not every day that Spider-Man stops a bunch of bankrobbers and manages to do a high pirouette without crashing through the ceiling this time!

This keeps getting better!

Someone: *Attempts to comment on how weird it is that Miles can throw Glenda high enough she can touch the roof with her palm*

The Stage Manager:

Ballet companies starting rumours that Spiderman doesn’t actually has super powers, he’s just classically trained

You too could scale buildings if you would just practice regularly and focus on your core

This is delightful.