that thing about how removing the middle 2 panels of a cad comic makes it funnier is true
holy shit
I can’t even imagine what meaningless filler went into panels 2-3.
oh my god these are actually funny
this is 100% true and once you remove the horrible filler bullshit its comedy gold
Every time this post comes across my dashboard I wish Tim Buckley would see it and take it to heart because he’s got the world’s easiest two-step guide to self-editing right there.
i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time
Lmfao
okay everything about this video is absolute gold:
- the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time
- the music
- “let’s discuss the contradiction”
- the overuse of the word “camera”
- the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy
- “youre consciously making a conscious choice”
- the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.
- “YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA” as the video abruptly ends
Shark dragons. Please consider this idea, I created a tumblr just to ask you this
MAN YOU SURE DID HUH…… OH BOY how about
bonus sharks…………
What’s the new group doing here?
I did the being edgy and self-deprecating thing, it gets old. I wanna be soft and lovely and easily impressed. I wanna appreciate all the little things that make me happy the same way I’ve dwelled on every single thing that upsets me.
art is hard 99.8% of the time but the craziest thing is that the trick to drawing the back of something is just ‘draw the front and then erase everything but the outlines’
you might have to flip or move some things around depending on how symmetrical your subject is but yeah. voila. e magico
the problem with discord d&d
one person, for the fifth time: my parents are dead
everyone else, also for the fifth time: you cut out a little there what was that?
does anyone remember law4kids
like this kids’ website that had these shitty webcomics and animations telling them all about DA LAW
i mean this shit was hilarious even by itself
BUT THEN PEOPLE STARTED MAKING PARODIES
AND THEY JUST KEPT COMING
This one was always my favorite:
please be careful with these, they’re antiques
No gay has all 5:
- A job
- Good relationship with father
- Neurotypical brain
- Ability to top
- Driver’s license
Who’s the new guy in green, if i may ask?
Stop telling yourself that the grass is greener on the other side, because it’s not. It is greener where you water it. So take control of your life and start watering your own pastures and grow your own greener grasses.
Fuck grass, clover is a nitrogen fixing legume and dandelions are super useful. Be the weeds. Grow on concrete in defiance of those who would thwart you.
It’s also greener where you bury a body
This post really goes for a ride.
a piece of advice my dad gave me and I’ve never forgotten is, “if you won’t worry about it in 4 months, don’t worry about it now.” saved me countless times, it’s a philosophy to adopt and help improve your life. Failed a test? ask yourself if you’ll think about this still in 4 months? Made a fool of yourself in public? I doubt even the people who saw it will remember it past today. Know you could have done better? Ran further? don’t beat yourself up over it, you can do better tomorrow. Don’t overthink things, a lot of negatives matter less than you think they do.
🎶 you are the dragon king,
young and sweet only 17 🎶







