Just cus i cant live off pasta doesnt mean i wont live off pasta

I lived off of almost nothing but spaghetti for 3 years straight and then they had to remove my colon.

That sounds like a you problem

you can beat up a skeleton and steal their arms to use as a weapon in the new zelda

you can do it in real life if you’re not a fucking coward

I am a strong supporter of girls complimenting other girls

thank you

#friendly bard approaches with a nice song

The dramatic irony in this is incredible

this is my new favorite video

mom i dont wanna go to school i dont feel good

“Sir do you realize you were going 110 miles per hour in a school zone?”

“Pretty impressive, huh?”

new rule

if you fight your dad and win you become the dad

Watch: The most wonderful moment of joy came when he entered a Nazi guard bungalow.

We are the last generation who can hear from these survivors directly. Do not take that lightly. Do not waste that opportunity. Do not forget your freedom isn’t infinitely guarenteed. And do not, do not, let it happen again.

Really truly, watch the video, reblog it. Teaching about the holocaust is so necessary for our generation before it slips under the rug and people forget about it.

“you look tired, are you???“  “no, im just ugly”