kumajuice-deactivated20220110
I was ringing up a white couples burrito bowls the other day at Chipotle. Their total was $17.38.
I looked at the guy, and asked, “Is this your trap queen?” with a straight face.
He looked confused as hell, They then looked at the total. They started dying for like 3 - 4 minutes possibly while everybody in line looked confused as fuck.
Good times.
I work at Chipotle and I know for a fact that this is bullshit lmao. The closest your total will be to that is $17.48. I know that for a fact because people always say how it’s only 10 cents off from 1738
shigod
Sigh It’s …it’s barely been 24 HOURS into day 1 of 2016 and bitches already out here wildin’. Why the hell do I have to lie about a fucking total? lmao let me drag you real quick bitch, it’s obvious you’ve never done cash and probably just a tortilla hoe.
Also, maybe you didn’t know but.. it’s called “SALLLLESSS TAXXXX” and (hear me out on this) It’s different in EAAAAAACH STAAAAATE! Crazy right??
Anyways the flat sales tax rate on any tangible food item made for immediate consumption or “fast food” varies zip code to zip code but in the zip code of the chipotle I work at it is 10% Keep that in mind.
Now take a look at this:
These are chipotles flat prices for EVERY entree you want plus the standard sized drink you can get WITH your food, if you work at chipotle like you claim, you’d know that regardless of whether it’s a burrito, bowl, or taco, the total will be the same as above.
Now let’s do some math:
A Chicken bowl + A Steak bowl + A Small drink = $15.80
15.80 + 10% = ….?
Here are some screenshots of other people who have shared this experience.
You’re excused bitch.
meghanbeda
Alex nooooooo
First heavy clapback I’ve witnessed in 2016 and i honestly didn’t see it coming.
Laaaawd that was cruial
okaymofo
savage
I used to love the faint lilac scent on the sheets of your bed , and I'd lay there until you got home missing you horridly every time when you'd say you were going on those business trip you'd tell me you hated so much and every time I was expectant on you returning home I'd lay there with the pillow pressed against the side of my face getting hot and then cold with each breath I would take then I learned that the trips were more beautiful then you were telling me , that's when you told me of her and when I imagined her skin pressed against your lilac sheets all of a sudden your bed smelled of someone new and you became my downfall and every time I'd smell that lilac scent around town it would break me so deep in parts of myself I never knew existed so I promised myself I could never love again because there are so many different people to give yourself too and I wasn't being careful when it came too trusting you.
-m.m.
kuyspeter-deactivated20170726
And she still rips the petals from flowers convinced that it will make him love her
kuyspeter-deactivated20170726
Use my blood as the ink in your pen as you write about us. Write until you are simply too tired, or until I am simply dead. Either way, my soul belongs to you anyway.
my clearest memory from high school is my best friend asking if i’d brought gym clothes and me asking “who the fuck is jim”
PLEASE STOP GLORIFYING ALL-NIGHTERS. STOP MAKING "I WAS UP ALL NIGHT" AN ACHIEVEMENT. SLEEP IS IMPORTANT (ESPECIALLY FOR STUDENTS)! SLEEP, PEOPLE!
Even if it’s not a full 8-hour cycle, please sleep.
kagekubi
i havent slept in three years and im fine fuck this post
Word. a bitch hasn't gotten any beauty rest since I was born tbh
When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese
crimson–peach
this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you
stygianzinogre
Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?
weedmum
who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese
who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese
Who goes too stores
