Fantastic feature guys!
Fix this by turning "show upload progress" off in Account Settings 👍
Gotta love the tumblr time honored tradition of telling each other how to turn off fucking annoying updates 🤝🏽✨
I’m interviewing with an aquarium tomorrow and this is how the interviewer signed her email
Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis.
The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?
Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis.
The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?
i think we should all get tomorrow off for no particular reason. the next day too. maybe all the days
I don't even know how to feel about these
Unlike billionaires, pickpockets often recognize they have a lot in common with the potential victims of their crime.
buddhawithoutorgans
This reminds me of Rhys Nicholson the comedian who got mugged and the mugger said "I promise this isn't a hate crime, my sister is a lesbian im pro gay rights"
there's still a week left for the funniest possible thing to happen (charles dying before the coronation) like to charge reblog to cast or whatever
love when you stop a cat from doing something and instead of understanding that they shouldnt be doing that theyre just like. ah sorry my good sir you seem to have interrupted me. no worries let me just shimmy past you and get a taste of that pan of hot oil. please.
for april fools day, last night i feminized eminem. i put a loreal logo on him, printed him out on glossy paper, trimmed it, ripped the edge. i’m gonna send this to my friend who’s defended him before and ask if this is a girl from one of the bands she likes.
glamoid
it did not work.
glamoid
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