Al Al the miracle cow

i liked that video of a pig blowing bubbles but i thought i'd like it more if it played the amen break during it

most badass video in the website past and future

genuinely obsessed with the grimace milkshake meme I hope it's got the McDonald's marketing team locked in a board room biting their nails desperately trying to figure out if this is positive press or not

how could they possibly have predicted this

I literally can't stop watching these

I drink this and my knees no longer crack and make weird noises.

riverdale promo clip of all time

im naming your daughter slenderman and thats my right as your doctor because i helped you gave birth please please please pleae please listen to me

when i meet bob dylan me: hey him: hello him: ( hands me glowing ancient gem stone )

Taylor swift is gonna do a really bad tour with Bob dylan in 2026 and he's going to die during the Detroit show

texting straight female friends: good morning beautiful☀️ where’s your gorgeous face ?! hope you had a wonderful sleep

texting lesbians: it’s throw bowling balls down the stairs day U better be game

texting male friends: gonna beat you to death with a pillowcase of hammers Wyd rn

It’s all cold down along the beach… The wind’s whipping down the boardwalk… Hey band! (Yeah?) You guys know what time of year it is? (Yeah!) What time, huh? (Christmas time!) What? (Christmas time!) What? (Christmas time!) Oh, Christmas time! You guys all, you guys all been good and practicing real hard? Yeah? Clarence, you been, you been rehearsing real hard now, so Santa’ll bring you a new saxophone, right? Everybody out there been good, or what? Oh, that’s not many, not many, you guys are in trouble out here

Haven’t been able to stop thinking about this all week

once i dreamt that i was watching a documentary film in high school english class called ‘the best pig at watching’. it opened on a pig staring motionlessly at something offscreen. a narrator said ‘this is the best pig at watching’. it then was struck by lightning and the narrator said 'the best pig at watching has died. i now take you to the second best pig at watching’. the documentary went tn another pig that was afloat on like an ice floe in an ocean, staring at something offscreen. then the ice floe sank and the narrator said 'oh dear. we now take you to the third best pig at watching’ and it just continued like that with various pigs in dangerous situations staring off-camera until they died, to which the narrator reacted with mild disappointment and taking the camera to the next pig. this just kept happening until i woke up

there had to be something like trampolines before we felt the need to make artificial ones . maybe a type of animal we jumped on that went extinct

this reddit comment is sending me to the moon