get shrunk nerd
love that fighting is considered a pokemon type. like Yea I got magical elemental skills it’s called kicking your ass
a bitch just applied to university and already has an interview and a request for their portfolio!!!
madcustard
a bitch now has three interviews and two requests for their portfolio!!!!!
A BITCH GOT INTO UNIVERSITY!!!!!!!!!!!
A BITCH DID IT
sporadiccupcakeengineer-deactiv
Met this lady on a hike recently, and she reminded me autumn is close
Before you continue scrolling, go back and find the other four cows.
my friend liz downloaded some free audio software a few months ago to do something and now every time she joins a call a female voice says “trial. trial.” and liz doesn’t remember the name of the software or know how to stop it and she doesn’t want to
my friend liz had her spotify account hacked and literally didn’t realize for a year until I was talking about my decade in review playlist and she looked at hers and it was all brazilian music and she was like oh this explains why I would go to sleep listening to classical music and wake up and it’s playing trap. and also why there are like 30 playlists on my account that I didn’t make. she just thought spotify was like that
hand to god at some point my friend liz managed to fuck up her install of Portal so bad that it was displaying minecraft textures
Nothing matters to our media machine designed specifically to keep you thinking about bullshit and not about how the planet is dying in real time
Isekai except the fantasy world is literally just like a ten minute hike away from everything else and has just explicitly never been found.
The protagonist gets hit by a truck but instead of dying they roll down a comically tall hill through like a mile of woods and then they wake up in a fantasy village
undertale
Biggles books by Captain W. E. Johns
I didn't like the Biggles books. I tried and really didn't.
On the other hand, I loved the Worralls books (about a lady flying Ace) and the Space books (Professor Brayne and Vargo somebody or other head off into space. Half way between SF and children's books.
the term "i love to boggy" will now be incapable of leaving my lexicon anytime soon
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