Real Life Vampire

no tail to wrap around someone. no claws to knead into anything. no way to purr. not even whiskers. we are fucked as a species.

Fuck personality quizzes who do you think of when I say Neil

whateverrr. i make them good girls go bad

Before you post, think:

Surprisingly I got exactly what I was hoping for

kneeling down beside my bed and folding my hands and closing my eyes: dear god please let me have some gay sex soon and also maybe let me win the lottery so i never have to get a job again. okay goodbye i mean amen

back in my day we walked uphill both ways to destiel…you kids these days have no idea

tanktops are so whorish I love them. My entire armpit is out. If you look at me you’re a slut

If you're a conservative who is boycotting any brand that shows performative support for trans people, just to be clear real life is full of trans people too so you should probably just kill yourself

cobra starship - the city is at war

Happy Pride to Transgendas who have Sex witch Each Other.

who ta hell is this guy...

I’d love to relax but it’s just not realistic