It Takes two wings for a bird to dance

"Anne Rice didn't make it clear enough that this was Bad and Wrong to do" she was busy fighting the Popeyes chicken guy, YOU fucking figure it out

two households both alike in dignity

🪽🐍 lost rembrandt portraits

Going so feral rn

We’re winning.

lmao sorry if i was an old man dying from parkinson's with a lot of regrets in my life and the vampire i met in my 20s called me up 50 years after an interview where he attacked me and was like "can we try again?" and then i got to his billionaire dubai penthouse and sat down and THIS was what he said to me it would have been fucking van helsing ON THE SPOT like why don't we take a walk outside in the sunlight you shady ass queen

“you can disagree with mitch mcconnell and still wish him well” i wish he would have died right there on camera in front of america that shit would have been fire and i think what the country really needs right now for healing

obsessed with the way every one of these books is just a guy talking shit and then the next book comes out and it's another guy who's like "actually he's lying" and then he tells an even more ridiculous story. i think every season of iwtv should be like that. just have them all like "DANIEL please don't believe him he's making shit up. let me tell you what really happened" until daniel is just sitting there playing solitaire on his laptop while lestat tells him about how armand begged him to let him suck him off and taste some of jesus's blood, at which point daniel is just like "i'm sorry, it's not that i don't believe you" (lying) "but what the fuck are you talking about? i zoned out and zoned back in and you're telling me you ate JESUS?!" and lestat is like "yes 😒 keep UP daniel 🙄"

the finalists of the cunt olympics

HELLOO DELAINEY HAYLES CLAUDIA !!!!

I would pay all the money in the world to be there right now 😍

I don't think I've seen an actor who is this passionate about their role ever