Me n the girls sitting upon the shattered corpse of a false god
while kissing eachother
The city of Atlanta is facing backlash after announcing plans to bulldoze 85-acres of forest to build a $90 million replica of the city for police to train. The Onion asked several Atlanta police officers why they support ‘Cop City,’ and this is what they said.
Patrolman Reggie Burke
“This training will come in handy the next time I need to fire a rocket launcher into a crowd of people.” [...]
Officer Dean Gregory
“How can we serve the community without a fortified stronghold miles away from civilization?”[...] Officer Lesley Finch
“I still can’t tell the difference between my gun and taser, but with eight or nine more training courses I should be able to figure it out.”
Officer Tyrell Lee
"How can you have a military without a base?"[...]
Officer Anthony Coleman
“Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill.”
She's so risqué with this slit
Sitting 💅
Her legs look like when you roll play dough with your hands
Can you not he misogynistic on my posts please
I didn't say it was a bad thing, to be quite honest it's driving me wild
Oh I see sorry
yeah we put your boyfr- oh she transitioned? good for her! so anyway we put your girlfriend in the fucking slop sorry
nickelodeon animation production workers are unionizing and if this goes through we will be the largest group of production workers to unionize in the animation industry.
peaceful-poetic-chaos
choosing breeds of Christianity like do you prefer austere and minimalist antisemitism and homophobia or ornate and baroque antisemitism and homophobia, or perhaps Russian antisemitism and homophobia?
In love with the usage of “breeds” here like
Catholicism owners: This is an 85th generation purebred system of antisemitism and homophobia, we feed it only the finest organic grass-fed teleological proofs for the existence of God
Protestantism owners: This is Luther he likes bigotry
pro-choice-tortoise
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read
So I am treating myself to a day at Dashcon. Thing is I can only go one day and both Friday/Saturday have really cool things planned. Which day should I go? Please help me out.
Saturday has a ball pit and meet-ups soooooooo. ;D
LMFAOOOO ELON MUSK JUST GOT STABBED BY AN EX TWITTER EMPLOYEE
sorry I felt like lying
