I want to cry. What the fuck is this
"birds aren't dinosaurs" ❌ wrong, misinformed, way too common
"all vertebrates evolved from fish, and are therefore technically fish" ✅ mischievous, technically true if you look at it from the right angle, demonstrates how cladistics work
"whales are fish but not for the reason you might think" 😈 this is funny to me specifically
Whales technically being fish is the funniest about face evolution has given us
there's no such thing as a fish, but all mammals are fish, and whales are fish because they're mammals
IM A FISH??
once the magic spell starts taking place, then yes
Oh god…..I can already feel the spell taking effect……………………………………..I can…………………feel the fish flowing through me………………………………….
O-Oh god…………………what is…………………happening to me……………….?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FFFUUUCCCCKKKKK IT HURTS SO BAD AAAAAAAAAA MAKE IT STOP OH GOD PLEASE HAVE MERCY AAAAAAAAAAAAA
That's not the kind of fish you are ;)
Try this on instead, it might fit better:
And like the whale, we too shall return to the water, as the pinnacle of hominin evolution.
Tiny moorhen chick having its first little swim!
that lil bald bitch is doin it!!!!!
reblogging SPECIFICALLY for the End Note which is widely applicable
Something very transfeminine in the way the coffee machine in this office gives a weak little dribble of coffee whilst whining extremely loudly when i press its buttons
...I should call her
Sorry to everyone who’s enjoyed the last 130 years of science and culture journalism, but Disney needs the money to fund Toy Story 9
Condom machines off for the royal period of mourning💔💔💔
Anonymous asked:
So you just want to see old mens fat stomachs out all over the place?
r4id44n-deactivated20190729
I feel like the other day I almost lost my tablet because god wanted me to stop doing stupid shit like this
doubloonhaver
my interpretation … mieaow …
Lily Moth - Roos Holleman
Dutch , b. 1989 -
Piëzografie on 310 grs Hahnemühle German etching paper , 48 x 33 cm. Ed.33
Let Me Remember My Song In The Night - Pete Wheeler , 2021
New Zealand , b . 1978 -
Oil & pigment on canvas, 200 x 170 cm. 78 ¾ x 66 15/16 in.
"You will be when I'm done with you" is objectively the funniest response to anyone saying they're not xyz. This isn't about anything weird or bigoted though it's about when someone tells you they're not Italian and you respond: "you will be when I'm done with you." It's a threat that will live rent free in their head for the rest of time. It keeps them guessing. Never let them know your next move.
word of the day: “woowoo”
definition:
el woowoo
