brain blast!

my favorite dril thing is when he'll just RT something from an account that hasn't posted in six years and it's clear he just came up with a stupid @ and checked to see if anyone had it

Absolutely obsessed with this thread in r/cooking where the op responded to every opinion he disliked with absolutely vicious threats 

her curry has honestly got me cumin inside!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nitrates are incredibly high on this post

im feeliilng d,izzy

compute her chips under my micheal scope

getting one of my friends to housesit and hes like Aw man dude don't worry just enjoy your vacation and the moment I close the door to get in my taxi he tweets "i love smoking cigarettes indoors"

found the artist's name in the notes and went looking because this slaps (it's called A Place Where I'll Dance) and its not even their best song. check this shit out:

Oh this slaps actually

This is absolutely what the residents of Strasbourg heard in 1518

independent shaq rp

Welcome to the battle subway Mr. Shaq , and congrats on making it this far! I’m subway boss Emmet nice to meet you

*steals your hat*

fun facts:

1. this post is almost 10 years old

2. it’s seen a huge resurgence recently because everyone suddenly cares about the subway boss twins again due to ingo being in PLA

3. 90% of the tags are people saying ‘you took his sideburns too dawg’

4. i still got it baby

W rule

Is your surname pepper