Hey guys, I remade my carrd if y’all wanna check it out :)
putting pete wentz in a magic eight ball and rattling him around. See How He Likes It
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July 4th is over which means it's OFFICIALLY Spooky Season!!!
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oh youre bisexial? name two of every thing
god said this to noah
pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008
espeix
dear dire
i do im celebrating my dogs birthday
shes turning 2
SHES TURNING 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
food isnt even advertised as tasting good anymore it has to be like immune system boosting and vaginal ph balancing and shit now
me: i don’t want to see jellyfish so i will blacklist the tag #jellyfish
people with no common sense: je11yf1sh, je11¥fi5h, j*llyf*sh, je//ÿf!sh, j3ï||yf¡sh, gel lee fisk
result: cannot account for the sheer amount of possible ways to alter the word jellyfish
conclusion: i have to see jellyfish now.
Once again, tumblr is not tiktok, tag properly.
i think it's awesome that there's weed for cats and we just give it to them
bowling lane 5 is closed due to the scary hand
Just hit it with a ball.
we tried that but it just keeps catching them and not giving them back. we're running out of balls.
i hate “anything but country bitches.” listen to some johnny cash and kill yourself
streaming companies will say um we're increasing your subscription fee. no password sharing. no screenshots allowed. please subscribe to a separate channel for this movie and another for this tv show. free trial but put in your card details so we can charge you if you forget to cancel. this title is a rental only that's 4.99 please. this title is not available in your region. you are begging people to torrent at this point Like ye are off the edge of the map matey here there be pirates argh argh argh 🦜☠️
my first act as president would be to make it illegal for every man over the age of 50 to wear any shirt besides this
‘aight, mate, we’re done! Looking like a proper little punk now, eh?
