Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

if ur dealing to the people on the left you’d just say “$45 a gram” and theyd be like “yeah bro sure dude i gotchu thats legitness ur the man” but the ppl on the right u gotta finesse like “my normal price is $15 a g but this stuff is called Cosmic Throat Cum Squirt Haze so the lowest i can go is $50″ and theyd b like “wow… so cultured… i cant wait to smoke this out of my native american themed bong…”

finally some accuracy on this post

“My rescue cat allows me to help him groom”

(Source)

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!!!!

OH!!!!!!!! 😭

Chris Austin Art on Instagram

were having online classes from now on and the struggle is real. took my robotics prof 15 minutes to unmute himself on skype 

update: programming prof is streaming over twitch with a gaming headset and a corona beer. Most on brand thing ive ever seen 

brothers in arms

This is simply the best thing I’ve ever seen from an NHL Brand Twitter Account™️

Junji Eato

boy that sure is some creepy pasta

This is my lunch. It was made for me.

10!

7 :0

Four? I scored FOUR?! WTF.

5. But it drops to a four if you count the British definition of braces.

[my ideal wedding day]

Groom: they’re always trying to take me lucky charms :)

Me: [tearing up] aww :)

Brides maid: i can’t believe you’re marrying the leprechaun from the Lucky Charms commercial

tell me about ur weaknetheth….ur…Achille’th heel…

nithe try you thcoundrel. you thall never prevail over me. i am unthtoppable

you fool. that ith egthactly what they want you to think. I wath trying to help you.. your thrength ith your weakneth. u are beneath my feet. die peathant