Oh god what am I doing here

No fruits, no vegetables, 17 eggs a day. Peak diet

James T. Kirk:

-Graduated in the top 4% of his year -was bullied by jocks -Is a history nerd -was so much of a teacher’s pet that he cheated on an exam and was commended for it -Was referred to as “a stack of books with legs”

Jean-Luc Picard:

-Spent all his free time drinking in pubs and playing billiards -broke more hearts than he can remember -started a bar fight that ended up in him being stabbed in the heart -likes to explore dangerous ruins of ancient civilizations for fun -wouldn’t even have become a starship captain if he wasn’t this much of a hothead

And yet people still manage to get it backwards???

I think it’s a problem of First Officer, really.

Jim Kirk seems like a wild man because he’s standing next to calm, logical Spock.*  

Meanwhile, Picard seems stately and dignified because he’s standing next to Will “Any alien physiology is bangable if you just put some thought into it” Riker*.  

* Of course THEN, we get to the next layer, which is that Spock is the dude who told the Vulcan Science Academy to fuck itself, while Riker plays the trombone.

The Federation is a confusing place.

Also the fact that all of the above is true if you just read the script, but they cast Shatner as Kirk and Stewart as Picard, which muddled everything further.

wait

happy international nonbinary people day !!!

We have a day...

That makes me so happy 🥺

Holy shit that's my birthday and I'm enby how did I never know this

More cursed chemistry! Check out this spicy boi:

This is chlorine trifluoride, one of the most reactive, corrosive substances known. This stuff will light asbestos on fire, as well as sand, glass, many metals, and oh, it will also ignite water. Basically if you start a fire with this stuff, your only option is to let it burn out, because anything you put on it will just burn up itself (though if it’s in an enclosed space you can flood the space with like argon or whatever). Apparently a spill of almost a ton of this stuff burned its way through a foot of concrete and 3 feet of gravel before it stopped.

Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"

humans be like staple crop

staple crop to what

directly to forehead

Man, FUCK Kobolds. I hate those little bastards. Stop trying to steal my fucking dragons! They’re not for you to worship, they’re for me to use as living weapons. Assholes.

fuck kobolds? okay, if you say so

Wait! No-

Rule

his ass is too sharp for bed ‼️

i’m in the rock like bocchi

Pink + rock

Patrick Star from Spongebob is Bocchi the rock!

waffle steeve. steeve with the waffle , steeve with the waffle on him ,, waffle steeve , the steeve with the waffle, waffle stee

Hot femboys?

No you idiot! I want pictures of Spiderman!

if hacking had any impact they'd make it illegal

maia, don’t they want to throw you in jail for hacking?

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