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@firekitten830

CW/Combat || I’m just some little guy (she/he/it) || queer in both ways || reblog my art pretty please thank you || adult

Humanity

A very loosely canon-compliant fic set somewhere between the events of Revenge of the Spider Queen, and To Catch a Leaf. Focused on the Spider Demons and original characters, with a few appearances from some other canon characters.

In which pasts are remembered, enemies are made, and it’s discovered what Humanity truly means.

Chapters:

Characters:

(Will be added as they appear! Not all of them have refs yet)

Anying Moshui (oc)

Dian Bai (oc)

Syntax

Others coming soon

can i talk my shit again. yall love fat people when theyre like 200 lbs and "somft" but can we get some positivity posts for people who are like 400 and having trouble getting off the floor. who have tried everything and cant drop more than 20 pounds. yes fat people are beautiful and awesome but can we talk about 4/5x more instead of just xxl. for the love of god. can we talk about those of us who cant get merch of our favorite creators bc it only goes up to 3x.

CAN WE TALK ABOUT STILL FINDING YOURSELF PRETTY AS A FAT PERSON. CAN WE TALK ABOUT BEING 375 AND CUTE AS SHIT BUT EVERYONES FUCKING PUT OFF BY YOU. CAN WE TALK ABOUT THAT. IM FUCKING. THIS IS PERSONAL TO ME

Yes. Exactly fucking this. We live in a society. Larger fat people are treated like toxic sludge despite being cute and wonderful and funny and (not even needing to be all these things I'm just saying, yanno, larger fat people are WORTHY FUCKING HUMAN BEINGS THE SAME AS THE THINS OR LESSER FATS)

Here's some amazing brands that are size inclusive. (This is not an ad. I am not affiliated with these people. They don't know I exist. They're just size inclusive brands.)

Cute dressies and go up to a 6x!

MORE CUTE DRESSIES THAT GO UP TO A 6XL

ALTERNATIVE FASHION THAT GOES UP TO 7XL

Swimsuits. Has gender neutral option. A few T-shirts. Alternative style. Goes up to 6XL

(And no. Me saying "dressies" isn't me being infantilizing. That's just how I talk when I see cute dressies.)

And these people use plus sized models to show off their plus sized clothing on tiktok.

-fae

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@mayakern makes wonderful skirts that fit up to size 8X, and shirts that are up to 6X

plus the skirts have huge pockets!!

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aww thanks for adding me!! id like to suggest snagtights for tights and some undies + apparel that go to i think a 5 or 6x iirc and smartglamour which goes to 10x and does custom sizing!

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one thing about me is when i read or watch something and there's an evil child or some sort of monster who was born a monster i'm always going to side with the monster. sorry about your loser parents i would have loved you. skill issue

It FINALLY happened 🤩 I've waited my whole thirty five years to get to watch this happen in real life! Why yes, I did spend several hours sitting in the yard staring at cicada on a Saturday night and it was amazing!

the “humans are inherently selfish” fanclub can genuinely and in all honesty go to hell. i once came back from a school yard where the kids had heaped piles of leaves and cut wildflowers on a narrow strip of grass bc a bee had died. i actually want to cry.

when i was a child, my parents told me our houseplant would die of lack of sunlight. i was so young i don’t even remember this, but apparently, my response to this was starting to carry the plant around like an emotional support stuffed animal. whenever my family went outside i would hold the pot on my head to make it reach the sun better. i wasn’t in school yet, didn’t have any exposure to the lessons on caring they give in elementary, i don’t remember my thought process - but i can guess. kids integrally care about things, even tiny bugs and inanimate plants. humans care.

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don’t let them beat it out of you

me, a person with an iron deficiency: heh try and get me now magneto

magneto: *hurls a lamppost through my chest, killing me instantly*

Evidence against the argument that Superman's disguise wouldn't fool anyone:

  • Dolly Parton once lost a Dolly Parton look alike contest to a fucking drag queen.
  • Charlie Chaplin once failed to even place at a Charlie Chaplin impersonator contest.
  • Hugh Jackman went to comic con as Wolverine, only 2 people noticed him and one told him he was too tall.
  • Christopher Reeve use to go to a restaurant in costume when filming Superman. When he went in the Superman costume he was mobbed by people all the time. When he went in the Clark Kent costume no one realized he was Christopher Reeve.

Tony Hawk

Listen to me. Listen. Listen to me. Please.

You don't have to earn the right to call the suffering you went through abusive.

I keep seeing people say, "I don't think I have a right to say I was abused because it was never physical," and "I don't have the right to say I was abused because it wasn't that bad," and most infuriatingly, "I don't have the right to say I was abused because I know I was loved."

Please. I am begging you.

I was abused in countless different ways for a long long time, and I am telling you, you are allowed to call your situation abusive.

You don't need permission, and I don't care if someone else 'has it worse.'

You are allowed to call it abuse.

It's okay. You aren't disrespecting anybody. You aren't taking attention away from "real victims." You can acknowledge your situation is fucked up. You can call it abuse.

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My cup containing the two leatherleaf slugs I found back in June is suddenly filled with baby glublings!

Here is a quick illustration of the mother (?) leatherleaf surveying a smattering of tiny beans.

society's infantilization of decorated objects is honestly one of the greatest recent crimes against humans' innate desire for beauty

"the toothbrush/hairbrush/bike/vanity desk with flowers on it is For Kids! this plain beige one is For Adults!"

I am literally throwing you into a volcano