ive made peace with most of my mental illness shit but i need whoever invented rejection sensitive dysphoria to be in hell no matter what

shaking and crying like a scorned pomeranian because somebody thirteen years ago called me annoying once

Won’t lie, if I were having a rough time and the office himbos brought me mac and cheese I would be cured.

lets frollick like the chernobyl radioactive dogs Okay?

hundreds of radioactive puppies

hey, don't cry. hundreds of radioactive puppies, ok?

maybe tumblr isnt for me

im crying lmao

growth

at 100k ill fuck a rotisserie chicken

shoutout to the lord of the rings lighting directors. bold move to let the audience see what's going on in nighttime scenes. i miss that.

It’s scabbing and so it itches A LOT and I’m struggling a lot to not touch it... but it’s beautiful and perfect and everything I wanted.

Disclaimer: if you say a single word about ancient curses, I will rip your head off for your very Christian and Eurocentric approach toward ancient non-Western cultures. If you want to know more about my tattoo, the woman who had it close to two millennia before me, or my own reasons for the tattoo, I’m happy to answer those questions. If you tell me I’m cursed because you think everything ancient holds some magical and malevolent power, I will actually destroy you.

Dermatologists hate her! Achieve the complexion of a 1500 year old mummy with this one weird trick!

FLORIDA IS A RACIST STATE…

Hey at what point is the federal government supposed to step in and ask what the fuck is going on when a State starts CLEARLY going off the rails thanks to ONE VERY SPECIFIC person?

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☆Rainbow Sword☆

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A lightsaber

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lesbian sword

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minecraft :3

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for the dagger users amongus

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POLEARM SUPREMACY

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To whatever intern is running the SAW Twitter account I hope you get that raise because this tweet is actually deranged

Crowley: chaotic lawful

Aziraphale: lawful chaotic

Eminem isn’t violent, Slim Shady is. Get it right.

im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante

the male version of a playboy bunny is a sweating construction worker drilling holes into concrete blocks on a hot july morning at 9 am

this tweet genre is so fucking funny i need more of them

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later