“...wow.”

Carl the Animator: “Even more Pokemon, yo. This one is Diskydog.”

Ted the Animator: “Half canine, half UFO – all creepy.”

Carl the Animator: “Quadroptica.”

Ted the Animator: “His eyes got scared and tried to leave his face so hard, they split via mitosis.”

Carl the Animator: “Armblewing.”

Ted the Animator: “…wait, the misshapen teapot?”

Carl the Animator: “No! The dog-armed, weird-haired monstrosity!”

Ted the Animator: “Still not as bizarre as the teapot.”

Carl the Animator: “Lagomorflask.”

Ted the Animator: “Why does it have a suit on?”

Carl the Animator: “…that’s what you’re concerned with, here? Not it being an alcoholic rabbit-dog-thing?”

Ted the Animator: “I just feel he overdressed for his date with the purple slime monster, that’s all.”

Carl the Animator: “And, finally, Footerbund.”

Ted the Animator: “I… um….”

Carl the Animator: “What?”

Ted the Animator: “Whereas I respect the need to stretch things in order to show quick movement… goodness, that’s freaky….”

Carl the Animator: “Magestic, I think you mean.”

Ted the Animator: “Like, squish the image at the sides to replicate ‘normal’ proportions, and…”

Ted the Animator: “…welp.”

Carl the Animator: “He’s beautiful.”

Ted the Animator: “Hopefully the Scooby-Doo Expanded Cinematic Universe will dedicate a standalone film to Three-Fingered Cyclops Shaggy.”

same

Reminder that the only reason I laugh when I see a banana (besides how sexual that fruit it) is because of My Drunk Kitchen.

Source: Brooks Wheelan’s Instagram story

COMPLETELY THOUGHT THIS WAS HOLLSTEIN

Yes, yes there is that option.

WHO IS SHE

The cause of your grades dropping next semester

And my panties.

THE NOTES

I WANT THIS TO SHOW UP IN MY DASH MORE OFTEN PLEASE

Goddamn those notes. 👀👀👀

Rule #1: reblog whenever this is in your dash

queen.

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury @drfitzmonster @brookietf ;-)

SWEET JESUS I ADORE HER :D

So my girlfriends sock was lying on the ground inside out and I was afraid I’d wake her up from laughing so hard.

A star athlete making $15 million every year might still negotiate for more money. One year of that salary would be enough to sustain me for the rest of my life.

I wish more foods were named in the same vein as “I Can’t Believe Its Not Butter!”

You’ve Got To Be Pulling My Leg, THIS Is Ranch?!

Shut The Fuck Up, Are You Telling Me This Shit Is Ketchup??

I Firmly Believe This Is Not Mustard And I Am Horribly Wrong

I Refused To Believe That This Condiment Was Barbecue Sauce, And I Have Been Summarily Flayed For My Apostasy

I Assigned Negligible Probability To This Being Chili Sauce And Have Since Updated

In Which Your Humble Narrator Assumed That The Substance Within This Container Was Not Worchestershire Sauce Only To Be Rudely Awakened From This Delusion By Mysterious Circumstances

Fuck me, Linda, if this shit is mayonnaise I’m going to sell my first-born

Waiting for another Trinity collab like…

Kat being shook just by looking at Adena

relatable