somsnosa

all the time and money you used to spend on makeup and hair? spend it on weed instead. that’s what feminism is all about folks

Kris the troublemaker

Someone: “So tell me about yourself!”

My two brain cells suddenly knowing nothing about my own personality or existence:

snaps

mob in hoodies is  VERY important

no shame in doing the same thing over and over if it makes you happy! go and read that book again, listen to that song for the 10000th time, watch that movie over and over. it’s your life babey!

please reblog this if your blog is safe for asexuals

(an ace safe space)

This is an acephobia free zone <3

o'course :)

IM LAUGHING

Always reblog

(x)

some punk playlists for cryptic occurrences and general weird shit you cannot explain

1.  You wake up in a cabin in the woods and the only other thing in the room with you is a very tired looking werewolf in a UPS uniform. He regards you with disinterest, and keeps drinking his Red Bull. He seems alright. Not great, but okay.

2.  You buy a 2002 Mitsubishi Lancer from a guy in a blank red baseball hat who has a cigarette in his mouth but the smoke he blows out is black and you feel vaguely like you did in third grade when your teacher read the class That Book about the pants that came back to life.

3.  You join a beer league softball team. The pitcher has an eye missing, and it’s always bleeding. He doesn’t care. The left fielder is a lizard man. Nobody notices. He’s pretty good and hits a triple. You give him a high five.

4.  You hail a taxi by accident. You’re in the middle of the desert. You have no idea where it came from. You get in. The driver is a woman with really long fingers. They are wrapped around the steering wheel like snakes. She smiles, and asks you where you’re going. You say San Diego. She takes you to Eureka instead.

self care is becoming the local park cryptid by climbing trees at 2 AM and crouching like a goblin in the branches while staring silently at people passing by

1920s furry gangster: like nyah, see? >:3

*machine gun fire* OwO

proposed new holiday: valoween. combination valentines and halloween. take a monster on a date

Guillermo Del Toro we know that’s you

Wait, let him speak

cryptid mood of the day: the sound of flip flops slapping quickly down a sidewalk at 4 am

So I was informed that tumblr hides posts with external links so I figured I’d try to share this again this way and hopefully tumblr will let it be viewed.

It is my goal to be able to get this surgery by early October if possible so please share and get the word out there!

Thank yall again for all the help and kind words!

Up to $10 so far that was sent to paypal! Thank you so very very much!

Still a long way to go but I’m optimistic!

$130! Woohoo! That’s awesome! Thank y'all again for the help thus far!

KEEP HELPING THIS IS IMPORTANT

My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

nintendo paid for this post

blizzard payed for that reply

I paid for my lunch today (one of sandwich, meat ball sub)

did it taste good?

it was very good. thank you for asking :) i hope you have a good lunch tomorrow 

May I add something, because I will never shut up about this book (Writing Tools by Roy Peter Clark):

Finally, some good fucking advice

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

thats not a coincidence

Its MY funeral I get to choose who gets buried!