Why not

Because the FBI are watching.

But yeah, fuck it, let's give it a shot.

Microphones all around us.

When I'm smoking a spliff and slowly drinking scotch while writing and listening to Beck.

When I made it I knew it would have a shelf life of like, a week, so enjoy it for one last time.

She only became a jedi because he father bought he a Lightsaber.

F.r.i.e.n.d.s. // Joker (insp)

A twitter Happily ever after

So fucking cuteeeee

I would LOVE THIS

I hate gushers

Shots fired

The Amazing world of Gumball writers have been unleashed

AND THAT IS THE TEA

THE WAY THEY ALL DO THAT SUCK IN A BREATH THROUGH THE TEETH AND UNFORTUNATE MMM SOUND THE WAY WE DO I’M DYING

british white men are possibly the foulest creatures alive i have never seen such a concentrated level of ugly in a single population and I say that with the MOST racism that I can muster

But at least they're polite.

Do you remember them?

What about

NOOOOO

I can’t believe they did it to ‘em

I still feel worse about turning 40.

The whole “Drake” codename would’ve been way better if DC had based it after dragons and not ducks.

I can't believe I spent money on that issue.

Hey DC

How does marvel and these expensive movies have hundred of millions of dollars to fund these movies but have wigs that look like that

Because no one values us red heads.

Also two of those are D.C. but yeah.

Remember when the TV would fizzle when you touched it man I haven’t thought about that in years

Remember when the TV didn't have a power button, just a volume knob you turned to the left until it clicked

And here i was thinking i would never see a pair of breasts being massaged on Tumblr again.

mutuals do this

I am dead serious: If you are a Walmart employee, at any level and in any store — like if you are a high school kid with a part time job stocking shelves — message me any question you have about unions. Like ask me "What's a union" if you want. I will explain it to you. I am a grievance chair for a white collar union whose workplace only unionized within the last five years and whose management fought as every step of the way, but in the end we fucking won. It can be done, and I can tell you how.

Rb to kill wal mart

I try to take about $18 worth of Walmart product without paying a year, since that's how much Walmart gets off my taxes.