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It’s like watching a car repeatedly drive straight into a wall. It’s unexplainable, it looks like it hurts a lot, but ultimately it ends up being darkly, ironically funny.

From my personal experience being an American on tumblr is like being the person in the BACK of the car praying that the person driving will STOP ramming into the wall. A lot of us know this shit is stupid and we’re looking out the window like “LOOK THOSE OTHER CARS ARE DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD LETS BE LIKE THEM” But the driver is like “FUCK YOU! BUILT FORD TOUGH! USA USA USA DONT LIKE IT, GET OUT!” but the doors are locked and the car is now smoking and threatening to catch fire.

Reblogging for the followup comment! ‘cos that’s exactly what it’s like.

who the fuck is in the driver’s seat

I can already see myself doing this in the near future

A woodpecker hitched a ride on the side of this man’s car during a rainy day in Chicago.

Cute but I woulda lost it 😂

Lmfaooooo the way the bird closed its eyes when he said “you’re beautiful” had me weak.

this guy is like…Birb Ross……I feel so blessed to witness…..

Henry Rollins (via thequotejournals)

and she picked just the right song

whhat the f

Chuck Palahniuk, Diary  (via thequotejournals)

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The frisson explains Storm Shadow’s eye twitch and shudder right after he kills Zartan. Go back and watch the scene closely. Poor Stormy:(…

i remember in 6th grade public school one of my friends in the class used the word “bungalow” as often as possible and every time he needed to say “house” or “home” he swapped it for “bungalow” and me and the rest of the class thought it was so fucking funny.

so everyone in the class started using it too like saying “I brought my lunch from the bungalow today” or whatever and the teachers HATED IT.

it started getting out of hand when we were learning about the presidents and we often needed to say “the White House” so of course we would say “the White Bungalow” and the teacher was so furious and then there was a ban on the word and if anyone said it they were sent to the office and I remember the kid who started all the bullshit one time got in trouble for something petty like sharing his homework and the teacher said that she was going to call home to him mom and he just stood up and cried out “No, ms_____! Please don’t call home!”

and there was this huge silence because he just raised his voice at the teacher

and then a huge smile spread across his face and he said

“call bungalow instead.”

and I swear the whole class rioted it was amazing

I FELT HIS PAIN

more baby animals here

Time to repost my favorite headline

Filed under “Shit Mick Rory has gotten arrested for.” (Len broke him out the next day, but Mick was no longer allowed to “shovel” the drive way at the safe house).

me: i cant move, a cute animal is asleep on me

person: push it off

me: [enraged and offended] 

the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

THIS IS LITERALLY IT. THIS IS WHAT ITS LIKE

“Listen here you nature loving fuck”

Wore a flower crown to work at an elementary school and to no surprise, all the little girls wanted to try it on and be a princess of the forest. One boy gets a turn to try it on and I tell him how he looks like a prince of the forest and he looks me dead in the eyes and says in the most low and angry voice “I’m the princess of the forest”

The Scariest Thing You’ll Ever See

Look at that tail go. 🔊

there she go

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