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Former Assassin Red Oobleck

@firebluevixen

NO LONGER AN RP BLOG!!! The header was made by @qrowtai.

Oh my Lanta.

So I was talking with my son, telling him how he can be anything he wants to be so long as he puts in the work for it. And this child straight up looks at me and asks me how long would it take to become a good thief. Like, boy what have you been watching!?

Anyway, so that's how my life is going right now. Don't know if I should be concerned or not lol.

<3

Is the “fluffy one shot” pig doing whip its with those cans?  Cause that feels accurate.

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Then… where do I go? I’m just at home muttering

into the void of an open word document.

@valkyrien Oh but there’s more to this party than sugar and sweets~ ♥︎

THE PIG IS EATING PINE TREES IN THE PINING I CAN NOT DEAL.

IT GOT BETTER

Where’s the lemon buffet

Third Comic, featuring the citrus-themed juice bar~ @alltheusernameiwantistaken

This has me in stitches !!!!! LOL ah mon dieu, woo, I needed that :-) Thanks @lodessa

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Literal FANFIC art. Art of FANFIC. I love this so much!

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This could use another go round.

Always reblog

@Lynati had the mugs for all three of these, and they’re delightful. They’re also good mugs!

Anyone else have a spouse that doesn't listen or forgets your likes and gets you something that you won't like and then you're stuck with it because you don't want to hurt their feelings because they were genuinely trying to do something nice?

So I realized something after seeing other RWBY parallels.

When the team is talking to their younger selves, asking who they were. All I could think about was how back in volume 2 when Oobleck was asking the girls why they wanted to become huntresses.

Ruby was the only one Oobleck didn't ask. And Ruby was the only one who couldn't tell her younger self that she was a huntress. Just thought that was actually kind of cool.

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Okay but this is serious, I work in retail and I had a lady come up and ask for 2 $500 Google play gift cards. We have been trained to look for these scams and to warn the customers NEVER give the card numbers over the phone unless you have met this person face to face. I told the lady this and she started crying, saying they were the IRS and that if she hung up they would call the police and have her arrested. They wanted to keep her on the phone so she couldn't call her husband, who was more aware of how the IRS works. I was able to convince her to hang up and call the police on *them* instead, and saved her $500.

Scams are serious, people lose a lot of money and older people are targeted the worst because they're easy targets.

First of all, the IRS will *never* call you and ask for money, and they definitely won't call the cops on you. They'll get your money if they really want it through taxes.

But now they're trying to target our generation using crypto, which is super hard to trace if the money gets lost. So they're getting smarter, and they'll use whatever they can to get you to give them money.

What you really need to know or take away from this is: NEVER, and I mean EVER, buy a gift card and give the barcode number on the back to someone over the phone. It is ALWAYS, 100%, a scam!

Please be safe and hang up on these fuckers the second they ask you to buy a gift card.

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

I certainly hope so, since this is one of my sets of pronouns.

It would be weird if i didn’t seeing as i am a they/them…

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Me and my siblings use these pronouns! They are definitely valid

people who don’t use these pronouns are fuckin wild … these pronouns are valid. always.

Looking back on some old Watermelon stuff and realizing that I will never reach the same levels of fluff and love OC-wise as I did with Red. Kinda makes me sad.