i’m currently a dragon age sketch comic blog i guess

Don’t do tippy toes again, though.

Cashier the other day: “have a nice night!”

Me failing to load one correct response from multiple possibilities: …….“YOUP!”

Do you ever get bored on the internet and then grab your phone to see what the other, smaller internet is up to?

human: ha ha ha, silly cat, that door leads to the same outside as the door you just came in

human: *this post*

One of the funniest things in the world to me is that comedy podcaster/video game journalist Justin Mcelroy will occasionally get emails intended for Crime/Politics Vancouver reporter Justin Mcelroy

Josephine: While you’re at the Winter Palace, you must conduct yourself with consideration and civility. Everyone’s eyes will be on you. They will look and judge every mistake, every flaw, and every misstep. I cannot possibly stress the importance of how normal you must act. 

Inquisitor: Okay.

Inquisitor: 

It’s really hard to believe this came from CollegeHumor in 2010.

hmmm

It’s twice as bad as the guns, because he has to grab a new one every time the thread OR the bobbin runs out. 

Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?

The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -

Enchantress:

I BURST OUT FUCKING LAUGHING OMG

there is no heterosexual explanation for this.

What happens!!?? I want this romance…. so cute

Ummm im here for vintage lesbians

i’m sure someone probably commented on this post already but this is calamity jane, they eventually move into a tiny cabin together and sing a song about how “a woman’s touch” can fix anything. i watched this movie daily when i was about 7 and now i’m a dyke

my butch lesbian professor who is well into her sixties had told me that this was her first real exposure to the concept that a woman could not only be attracted to other women, but be butch while doing it. she said this movie propelled her into her sexuality with a sense of pride and remains a cornerstone of her coming-out journey. in short, representation matters and always has. 

@bunnyfemme

@fairymascot

yeah for reference, here’s the “fixing up the cabin” song

i really want to believe that at least one person in the production knew precisely what they were doing

I love it when I wake up and stretch and something cracks. Makes me feel like a glo-stick

there’s a lot going on here

introducing SJW SHADY

honestly living in a social climate where eminem is considered a Social Justice Warrior is like so horrifying

“Технически, я не ходил по столу”…

I’m gonna shit a brick.

when people reblog my shitty post and curse my username in the tags:

when people reblog my shitty post and curse my actual first name in the tags:

a double dandy lion commission for ellie, based off of these ones from a while back - this might end up a tattoo !!! who knows !!!

I don't think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.

Gotta make sure they work