Cats are literally so perfect, friend shape, make friend noises, I don’t see a single problem with them
"i only wanna eat things with ingredients i can pronounce" has always been one of the funniest moral positions of all time. literally just learn how to pronounce more ingredients then? truly undefeated in its celebration of ignorance
im not pro ai art or anti ai art but i am very much pro none of yall talking about ai art ever again
anyway *points to a sign that says "its capitalism and the system as a whole that's the problem not ai itself"*
son it's dinnertime! take a break from your call of duties and come eat some call of flower with your family
the new pornbots’ url game is INSANE. complicit-rotting and warmmourning you would have done numbers if you were real
i support women's wrongs and girl failures and most of all category five women moments
I had to get this out of my system
Zelda Heritage Post
criminal profiling is just astrology for cops
taking a forensics class and watching the professor explain one by one how criminal profiling, hair microscopy, and bite mark analysis are all pseudoscience responsible for ruining innocent lives, and how on top of that, fingerprint analysis, despite being significantly more reliable, is subjective and prone to contextual bias. and also bullet striation analysis has the same issues. and also bullet lead analysis doesn’t work. and also handwriting analysis has an error rate high enough to render it useless
damn i'm almost starting to think the entire criminal justice system only exists to provide the illusion of protection while justifying state violence idk
Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis.
The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?
to be fair this is the only thing protecting us from Do You Love The Colour Of The Poll
Mobility aids and sensory aids aren’t a “worst case scenario”
Stop acting like it’s a tragedy when someone starts using a cane or wheelchair, and stop acting like it’s someone admitting defeat if they need ear defenders or stim toys.
Aids are a good thing. They allow us to live better than we could before, and that’s something to celebrate, not demean and be doom and gloom about.
Gods in Greek and Roman mythology seem to love their mortal children but for some reason they’re not allowed to be super involved in their kid’s day to day life. Thetis seems to be the exception to the rule. Achilles hung out with her quite a bit.
Venus speaks to Aeneas a few times but mostly in disguise and he gets really annoyed about this and asks why she can’t just show up to visit him as herself but she never answers so both Aeneas and the audience never find out why she does that.
Zeus intervenes directly when Pollux is threatened during a cattle raid but didn’t act in time to save Castor. Possibly because Castor wasn’t his son.
But Zeus does seem to want his kids to join him on Olympus when possible. When Heracles burns off his mortal half he’s scooped up immediately and Pollux is allowed to split his immortality with Castor and both of them move to Olympus. In some local traditions even Helen achieves godhood at some point and Zeus lets her take her husband Menelaus to Olympus with her.
In traditions where Theseus is a son of Poseidon, Poseidon is willing to destroy and avenge for him. Poseidon also intervenes on behalf of Bellerophon and gives him the means to tame Pegasus.
Even when it’s not their kids the Olympians seem to like helping their mortal relatives. Hermes and Athena especially seem to like helping out their half siblings.
Like there’s something going on. Unclear what or why. There’s some unspoken reason that for the most part an immortal can’t be super involved in the lives of their mortal kids. But generally they try anyways.
You can say a lot about Zeus. Like a lot. You can say a lot. But to his credit he is very protective of his children. It’s not great how he doesn’t help raise them, but I’ll give him that. He’s generally a protective father. And so are most of the other absentee parents on Olympus.
in the spirit of "if you jerk off to the thought of me tell me": I think about you saying you wish you had kept gaining weight a lot uwu
WELL I DO!! and i kind of am. appetite has come back with a fucking vengeance, im no longer losing weight and actually even putting it back on fairly fast, and gooonna actuallly try to put on a little bit more now rather than relying on it just "happening". so yknow
just spent like 20 minutes trying to solve a shrine geometric/engineering puzzle involving opposing slippery rails, before realizing the setup had given me more than enough materials to just make a long bridge and walk over to my objective, bypassing the intended puzzle entirely. so here is your reminder your mantra your PSA your mission statement for the day, baby:
we all must get weirder and more queer. i am completely serious and genuine and this is urgent. please get weirder and gayer now. if you see me acting weird and gay mind your business a little bit.
men are so privileged they dont even realized how oppressed they really are
@casualfruit nah say it with ur chest cos u truly ate
SAY IT!
well ok *cockfucks you*
i can tell this is the post i made the exact second i fell asleep from exhaustion
Meme news: The Brazilian actress Renata Sorrah came out as bisexual at the age of 76
That's her, btw
She's an icon and also very talented. We Stan.
Diversity win! Icon for indecision comes out as bisexual!
Twitter LGBTs are so sanitized it’s embarrassing
Why are they like this
this was a prophecy
i think my defining tranny moment recently was when i went into a shop with my gf and i almost started crying because they didnt have a good selection of monster flavours
"are you okay?"
me trying not to let the mood swings set in: yeah :)
I WAS LITERALLY LOOKING FOR PIPELINE PUNCH TOO 😭
i dont think drinking one every 2 months is an addiction i kind of just cry a lot