TIL that ants will heal other ants after raids and that mortally wounded ants will refuse treatment.

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do not deny me my warriors death brother

his technological prowess

is this okay

get ready everyone

that looks like a condom and the fact that everyone in the notes is saying “the orb” proves that no one on this website fucks

the fuck kinda bouncy-ball ass condoms are you using

the fact that someone thinks that looks like a condom is proof that no one on this website fucks

ok y’all it’s LITERALLY taken from the “wizard pondering his orb” image

it’s an orb. 

ok not to beat a dead horse but i found the ORIGINAL image and it’s cover art from a lotr themed ttrpg.

so

No it isn't that's from 1993 you fucking poseur, it's from A SPY IN ISENGARD published in 1988 I'm SICK and TIRED of you people getting it WRONG

5 reblog additions later and this post is still best summarized by "no one on this website fucks"

We read cool books tho

i think we should invent a cup size system for balls

yeah i've got a pair of double deez

Neko Assume

Happy Piccolo Day!!

HAPPY PICCOLO DAY

trust no one who proudly declares themself a mean bully but also trust no one who is adamant that they are always well-intentioned and soft

truly i have no words for how mistrustful i am of people who seem convinced of their own wholesomeness, their own smallness and weakness, with their whole chest. even observing them in passing from a speeding car window they have been among the worst people i have seen both online and in person, in the rare instances they were brazen enough to actually say this out loud irl 

how i sleep at night knowing i’ll never go cave diving

wake up babes, forbidden material leaking into our water supply but the light side. (Source)

Last hellsite standing

underrated part of petting a cat is when you reach over their head to scratch their back and they bonk their head on ur arm

that’s the stuff………………

computer open.

computer shpw me fortnite milfs.

hi I’m the computer. You’re not getting that.

I extend my hand like a mob boss and allow you to kiss my ring but when you lean closer you see it's one of those glo-in-the-dark spider rings you win at arcades

*godfather voice* you disrespec me... and eat my spooky spida ring, which cost me 50 tickets at funtime arcade and pizzeria... vinny, hit her with da sticky hand