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hungwy

Favorite video of all time, always reblog

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megatome

this is easily the best one. the slight facial expression change once he finishes talking. the horribly unnatural fall into the water. the nailed swimming animations. the ragdoll. this man is a national treasure

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aussiepineapple1st

I have this in vr

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pinkpiggy93

Gotta reblog again, it’s too good XD

hungwy
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schubird

Those two comments made my day.

plot twist in which a new york man is not crushed comically by a piano, but instead saved from being crushed compassionately by multiple pianos

hungwy
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lmaonade

mom making fun of me bc she heard me talking to my cat. i was asking him if he had permission to be baby and asking for his permit and now i’m being bullied  

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lmaonade

this little man does NOT have a baby license 

pukicho
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pukicho

Guns are so cool they’re all like pew haha bam wooo then uh oh manslaughter 

Brazilian president giving a speech

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pukicho

I’m sure this is highly topical if I were Brazilian or knew about Brazilian politics. Thanks

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pukicho

I am very handsome. Sometimes I look in the mirror and think to myself “I have committed horrible acts” 

hungwy
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moami

as a german kid i Used to wonder why our radio stations like to play the american national anthem so much until a friend explained to me that Country Roads Take Me Home is not in fact you guys’ national hymn…

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jaidefinichon

theyre happy to see each other

when you find a friend in a video game with no chat function

sokeri-isukki
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homunculus-argument
tango lyrics: My love for you leaves tracks of flames behind our steps, if your husband has come to kill me, tell him I fear no man
finnish tango lyrics: I kept gettind drunk so my woman left me.
american rap: I was born into poverty and systematic oppression, now I run an empire on these streets.
finnish rap: I kept getting drunk so my woman left me.
metal elsewhere: Fuck you, I drink blood from the skulls of my enemies. God hates us all.
finnish metal: My woman died so I’m getting drunk.
classic literature elsewhere: What is the nature of being, the purpose of life? Were we all born only to suffer, to wither and die? What is the nature of duty?
finnish classic literature: lol all of my six dumbass brothers got rejected by the same girl and now we’re hiding in the woods getting drunk because we don’t want to learn how to read
hungwy
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worthlessstreetrat

ma’am???

I had to read that last sentence three times

“the school District was ONLY desegregated in 2017.” Just 2 years ago?!

I’m so sick of this. She better win her lawsuit.

ONLY DESEGREGATED IN 2017? Did I just read that with my own two eyes?

Jesus H Christ America.

Fun fact: Mississippi only ratified the 13th Amendment banning slavery in 2013. The amendment was adopted nationwide in 1865 after a three-fourths majority of states voted to ratify it, but Mississippi never submitted the official documentation until February 7, 2013. (All other states had already done so.) This means that Mississippi didn’t officially abolish slavery until 6 years ago.

For more Mississippi madness, check out the documentary “Prom Night in Mississippi,” about a high school that integrated in 1970 but only had its first racially integrated prom in 2008.

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finnishdrunk

Aight boys ima head out